TONGUEZ
Because asked to see it, here, in all my fabulous glory, is me and my fat tongue:
Okay, so it's less "fabulous" and more "retarded", but give me a break, guys! It's really hard to stick your tongue out when it's doubled in size!!
... and is it just me, or does it look like I have a mullet?
COZ I TOTALLY DON'T! I just have a huge fringe and my wet hair brushed back lol