srs bsns is not allowed [public]

Jun 07, 2009 00:41

Good gracious, but all these posts on the network lately have been really and truly distressing! My heart goes out to each and every one of those poor people -- if I could personally come and give you all a great big hug and a lovely warm cinnamon bun to put those smiles back on your faces, I would do so in an instantOh, dear. Sometimes I get so ( Read more... )

tst:turn that frown upside-down, tst:at least there were no sockpuppets, tst:the secret to world peace is giselle

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[Voice | A VERY GRUMPY UNICORN APPEARS] fangofjustice June 7 2009, 06:34:42 UTC
[ooc: Leo sounds mildly disgusted.]

What in Althena's name is this supposed to be?

First poetry, then music, and now this sickeningly saccharine 'game'? If you people are going to waste your time on such distasteful frivolities, you could at least spare the rest of us the aggravation by keeping it filtered to your own ship!

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peoplenpudding June 7 2009, 06:40:14 UTC
Major de Alkirk, be nice! Miss Giselle is just trying to help everyone feel a little better about themselves, and knocking it won't help!

But, anyway, I think you are a very noble man, and a good fighter!

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fangofjustice June 7 2009, 06:44:07 UTC
I fail to see how such an irritating practice will improve...

...

Erm... thank you. But my point still stands!

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happylittlesong June 7 2009, 06:41:43 UTC
Well! You have a lovely voice! I think you would make a beautifull bass tenor! Have you ever tried singing?

Do you see how lovely it is to be complimented? I think now you might understand why this little game is so nice! And of course I would make it public, so that everyone can share in it! Why don't you try playing -- you'll be having fun in no time!

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[Voice ] fangofjustice June 7 2009, 06:52:05 UTC
I... er... thank you, I suppose. ... wait, what? No! Absolutely not! I am a man of duty, not some bawdy performer!

Hah. "Fun"? I would never allow myself to be distracted by this lewdness.

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1/3 happylittlesong June 7 2009, 06:53:48 UTC
Oh my! I assure you, there is nothing bawdy about singing! Why, it is one of the purest, loveliest forms of expression that exists! Here, let me...

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[voice] 2/3 happylittlesong June 7 2009, 06:55:05 UTC
[singing]

♪ I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, diddly-dee
There they are all standing in a line!
Big ones, small ones, some of as big as your head... ♫

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[voice] OMG ILU XD electro_phoenix June 7 2009, 06:59:57 UTC
*sudden sound of him spewing his drink all over his journal, a decided "what the fuck", then the journal shuts off*

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happylittlesong June 7 2009, 07:01:24 UTC
Good heavens, are you all right? That sounded like you might've been choking! Do you require medical assistance?

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[Voice] electro_phoenix June 7 2009, 07:03:57 UTC
*he's trying not to laugh, honest!*

N-no, m'fine.

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happylittlesong June 7 2009, 07:08:48 UTC
Oh, thank goodness! I really was quite worried for a moment there! Perhaps you should go find a doctor, though, just in case?

Oh yes, and I believe I owe you a compliment! Let's see...you are a considerate person and you are good at comforting others!

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[Voice] electro_phoenix June 7 2009, 07:13:57 UTC
*all bets are off. Have a Reno dying of laughter*

Y-yeah, same oh, fuck, Anko come read this

*journal clicks off*

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3/3 happylittlesong June 7 2009, 06:56:44 UTC
There, see? Singing is quite nice after all! Why don't you try it sometime?

Goodness, but if you don't have fun, then...what do you do?

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[Voice] fangofjustice June 7 2009, 07:06:44 UTC
[ooc: CONGRATULATIONS, GISELLE, THAT WAS SO RANDOM AND ADORABLE THAT YOU BROKE LEO'S BRAIN. YOU GET A PRIZE.]

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I... suppose that songs like that are... slightly less bawdy than most, yes. But I shall absolutely not sing, ever.

What do I do? Why, I am White Knight Leo! I am fully committed to serving justice and the goddess Althena, of course!

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happylittlesong June 7 2009, 07:13:53 UTC
(ooc: yaaay! \o/ IS IT A PONY???)

Oh, but you would be so very good at it, I'm certain! Maybe you could try just once? One little do-re-mi? Just find that part of your heart that is dearest to you, and bring it out through your throat and into the air in the form of a pure and lovely melody!

Gosh, you are a knight? In shining armor? Oh goodness -- I suppose you do have a very important job to do, then! But surely there must be something that gives you enjoyment! What about the smiles on damsels' faces as you rescue them from peril?

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[Voice] fangofjustice June 7 2009, 07:47:00 UTC
[ooc: NO IT IS A UNICORN! ... wait...]

... erm... well... ... [yes, he's actually considering it a little.] ... no. I refuse! I am a man of action, not of song!

I apologize, for I believe I have given you the wrong impression. It is more of a nickname than anything else, for I am more of a knight in spirit, not in shining armor. Though I cannot deny I have rescued a few damsels in peril...

Regardless, what gives me the most satisfaction is a job well done.

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