Welcome Jesus!
Hello everyone. It's been a long time since I saw all of your faces. Yes, I know what you're thinking. "OMG, does Jesus really know what I'm thinking?" Yes, I do. And I know who you are. Hell, I know everything about you. You're...that one person. See, I told you I knew.
As you already know, I'll be replacing Michael Sweet as a regular cast member on Happy Good Angel Magic Star Time. This may come as a shock to most of you, considering that I've been dead for the past two millenia. Meh, no reason to come out of retirement, right? Heaven was just becoming a pain in my ass. Dad won't ever leave me alone. "Jesus, feed the homeless." "Jesus, die for humanity." "Jesus, stop leaving the toilet seat up." It's not my fault that he sits down when he pees...like a beetch. Whatever. As long as I'm away, I'm going to make the most of it.
Keep in mind, everyone, this is just a part-time job. I'm not doing anything important, like changing water to wine or dying for any of you or anything like that. Despite popular belief, I don't actually love any of you. Or even like you. I'm just special because my dad is God. SO NO ONE ASK ME FOR A DAMN THING! I will gladly answer questions, though.
Anyway, everyone remember to watch the show. You know what day and time it's on.
- Jesus H. Christ, new H.G.A.M.S.T. cast member and Webmaster
As you already know, I'll be replacing Michael Sweet as a regular cast member on Happy Good Angel Magic Star Time. This may come as a shock to most of you, considering that I've been dead for the past two millenia. Meh, no reason to come out of retirement, right? Heaven was just becoming a pain in my ass. Dad won't ever leave me alone. "Jesus, feed the homeless." "Jesus, die for humanity." "Jesus, stop leaving the toilet seat up." It's not my fault that he sits down when he pees...like a beetch. Whatever. As long as I'm away, I'm going to make the most of it.
Keep in mind, everyone, this is just a part-time job. I'm not doing anything important, like changing water to wine or dying for any of you or anything like that. Despite popular belief, I don't actually love any of you. Or even like you. I'm just special because my dad is God. SO NO ONE ASK ME FOR A DAMN THING! I will gladly answer questions, though.
Anyway, everyone remember to watch the show. You know what day and time it's on.
- Jesus H. Christ, new H.G.A.M.S.T. cast member and Webmaster