New Shit 5-22-05
Alright, so I don't know if this is the appropriate place to ask this, but I'm putting it out there anyway
I have to pass a drug test in a little over a week (June 2nd, to be exact) and I'm kinda scared. See, I smoke pot EVERY day. There hasn't been a day in the last 4 months in which I haven't been high. So I'm obviously considered a chronic user. Now, I've heard somewhere that, in heavy users like myself, it can be traced in urine up to 11 weeks back. That scares me. I've also heard that there a cleansers that can fix that. If anyone knows ANYTHING about these products, I need to know.
Still no suggestions for the Alien's face, people! Come on, step it up! If you don't choose, we'll choose for you. And you don't want that.
Wednesday's show will feature a new segment, Henri's Storytime. We'll probably explain it on the show, but if not, I'll lay it down for you right now. The Tijerhino dropped a LOT of acid as a kid. Enough to fuck with him to this day. Poor guy still gets flashbacks...Fortunately for us, this makes for some GREAT stories. The one about Osama Bin Laden chasing after Henri's eyebrow is funny as hell. This'll be a continuing segment, so expect the Osama story some time in the future.
I almost forgot, I have some bad news. In light of the recent events that have unfolded in the past two weeks, what with Shouldersman killing Curran and Jesse losing to Dr. Doofmamama, I've decided to step down from the cast. Thankfully, we have someone to fill in. For Wednesday's show, be prepared to welcome...
JESUS FUCKIN' CHRIST!
That's right, folks, Jesus Christ will be replacing me on Happy Good Angel Magic Star Time. Please welcome him.
- Michael Sweet, former H.G.A.M.S.T. cast member & former webmaster