Tea, or Coffee?

[happyflyingcat]

Today I was in the mess hall and there were to choices of beverages before me that made me really think.  Tea, or Coffee?  There seems to be standard issue marine tea, and standard issue marine coffee but why is it that it seems to devide the marines into two different groups?  Tea is a drink that tends to be a relaxing type of thing and helps to

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[justicereigns]

Coffee. It's a real man's drink.

[happyflyingcat]

Aye, I'm a cat sir.

[justicereigns]

So you can stick to milk.

[happyflyingcat]

Aye!

[justicereigns]

Good recruit.

[VOICE]

[fistofloooove]

GREEEEEEEEEEEEEEYHORN.

YOU'RE WWRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG!

COFFEE IS A WOMAN'S DRINK! A WOMAN LIKE YOUUUUU!

Re: [VOICE]

[justicereigns]

FUCK YOU GARP!! COFFEE IS A MAN'S DRINK!

You're a girl. A really ugly one.

[VOICE]

[fistofloooove]

GREYHORN

I HAVE A PENIS, THANK YOU. A VERY NICE ONE. JUST ASK YOUR MOM.

and besides.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE A GIIIIIIIIRL!

I'M ALSO SURE THAT MY PENIS IS BIGGER THAN YOUUUURSS.

IF YOU EVEN HAVE ONNNNNE!

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[justicereigns]

What the fuck Garp?!

[justicereigns]

What the fuck!? Just... what the fuck?

[justicereigns]

No. Just no.

When you were practicing with those cannonballs did you let them squish every last remaining brain cell in your thick skull?

[voice]

[fistofloooove]

WHAT BRAINCELLS?

[justicereigns]

.....

Forget I even asked.

[fistofloooove]

GREYHORN.

TEA IS A MANS DRINK.

THEREFORE YOU MUST HAVE A VAGINA!

:D

[justicereigns]

GO FUCK YOURSELF GARP! I'm not going to flash you to prove I don't!

COFFEE IS FOR REAL MEN!

[voice]

[fistofloooove]

I DON'T NEED PROOF!

I KNOW YOU HAVE A VAGINA BECAUSE YOU DRINK VILE COFFEE.