Happy birthday, to my little
As you may remember, Amy posted some highly embarrassing pictures in honour of my birthday this year. So, I though that I would return the favor and share some snippets from different letters and notes that Amy gave me in grade 8 and 9. I found a goldmine worth of material. I am typing exactly as I see it. (spelling errors and all). I'm so glad that we're still friends. Amy, you're definitely a keeper. I love you to bits. I wish I could be there with you to help you celebrate your glorious belly button birthday. Keep it real. Sit back and enjoy the geekiness that follows.
Dear Erin,
Hi! How are you? I'm listening to the weekly top 40. I've got figure skating on the brain. I can't stop thinking about it! I feel like writing a letter to Kurt or Isabelle. Are you sleeping over tonight? I hope so....
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I love
1)
Chris O'Donnell2)
Brendan Fraser3)
Kurt Browning(in order of greatest to least.)
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Dear Erin,
Hi! How RU. I'm excited about the party but, I'm kind of tired. I'm in Mr. Knobel's math class :( . Mr. Stokes has an ugly nose. Did you know that? I'm so glad I could enlighten you.....
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12:25: Typing. Dum de Dum Dum DUM! (It's suposed to be like a Shirlock Homes thing.) I start to laugh for almost no reason so Mrs. Hunter moves me from my dream spot while everyone else is gabbing their heads off.
I HATE MISS HUNTER. She's a big obese ugly man. She lookes like the mother on What's Eating Gilbert Grape .....
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Erin K. Considine,
J'mapelle Jean-Guy et je suis retard pour le Roch Voisine concert. Ah! Zut Alor! Mon poutine et froid! Je vous drait telephoner beaucoup de fille. I'm sure you enjoyed that immensely. 26 days 'til Christmas. I saw mommy kissin' Santa Claus. REALLY! But it was really dad drunk wearing his red pajamas with the faux fur trim and the little trap door. Just kidding. My name is Amy but my friends call me.... Mimi? I think not. My name is Amy and that's not just a name its an attitutde.....
So, are we still on for a rendez-vous to Sears? We can stride in there like we own the place, kiss him passionately and say affectionately "Enchante mon chere bebe!" How 'bout that. So long 4 now
Amy K. Charbonneau
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To: Erin
Oh yeah U blend!
From: Amy
Well this day started off really bad. Everbody's laughing at Mia's pants that I'm wearing....
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Dear Erin,
I'm so depressed. I feel like I'm going to a funeral tonight. I promise to send you the Nick Report every month. You have to promise to send me the Belgian Babe report. I'm sorry if I don't cry at the airport but you know me 'ole dry eyes. Even if I don't cry you know that I love you and you'll always be close to my heart. I sure hope you can read my bad writing.How am I going to get to dances? The movies? Be sure to thank you're parents for all the lifts. You'll be my maid of honour at Geoff and my wedding. Promise! Even if the groom isn't Geoff.
The end.