Walgreens
Well today I went to Walgreen's to spend my life savings on candy.
I saw Steven Pope and some other chick that goes to our school!!!
While waiting in line, I glance over at the person in front of me. She is middle aged, fat, and ugly as shit! Lo and behold, what do I see? 4 boxes of douche!
It was big and bold on the box... DISPOSABLE DOUCHE. It had some clean lady smiling on the front.
I tried to stifle my laughter, but no. not gonna happen. I laughed and laughed and laughed... and laughed and laughed.
She looked at me and I could read her mind! It said... 'Why can't I have a clean twat?'
It is kind of funny. After seeing the word 'laughed' so much, it doesn't even make sense any more. The word has lost all meaning. Why in the world is 'laugh' spelled like that? Stupid Americans.
Goodbye and lets fock!
I saw Steven Pope and some other chick that goes to our school!!!
While waiting in line, I glance over at the person in front of me. She is middle aged, fat, and ugly as shit! Lo and behold, what do I see? 4 boxes of douche!
It was big and bold on the box... DISPOSABLE DOUCHE. It had some clean lady smiling on the front.
I tried to stifle my laughter, but no. not gonna happen. I laughed and laughed and laughed... and laughed and laughed.
She looked at me and I could read her mind! It said... 'Why can't I have a clean twat?'
It is kind of funny. After seeing the word 'laughed' so much, it doesn't even make sense any more. The word has lost all meaning. Why in the world is 'laugh' spelled like that? Stupid Americans.
Goodbye and lets fock!