a/n: once upon a time (really early this morning 2-3AM) i tried to write scenes with dick sucking hahahahahhahahhaahhahahahahahahahahahhahaha. all of these were sent to my friend (alli) via iMessage (because i like to torture her with my shitty smut writing skills) so.............eventually it turned into me writing based on memes yeah i suck ( Read more... )

for mon (zhonqda)

( Still a WIP, but I'll post it in its raw form for now )

I skipped last week because:

1. It was my birthday (still haven't had any birthday cake)
2. I flew to Ohio, and I will be in Ohio until the 14th
3. Many emotions were had because of stuff involving my little sister and her friends kinda deserting her (I bawled for the first time in over a year, it was...rough)
4. I forgot I owned a computer for like five days, ( Read more... )

title: this is the way the world ends (not with a bang but a whimper)
pairing: chenlay minor!taoris minor!sekai
fandom: exo, kpop
genre: apocalypse!au
warnings: character deaths
rating: pg
length: 462w

( “this is the way the world ends this is the way the world ends this is the way the world ends not with a bang, but a whimper.” )

title: lay's chips
pairing: chenlay
genre: fluff, romance
rating: pg/pg-13 for language and some descriptive scenes but nothing too descriptive or yeah.
summary: the lay's chips are yixing's and are not to be eaten by anyone other than yixing. eat them and face the consequence, which varies by user.
length: 1108k

A/N: my mom ate my chips the other ( Read more... )

Title: The Tree house
Genre: romance, fluff, tree house!au
Pairing: baekyeol
Rating: PG
Length: Drabble-shot (639w)
A/N: For w_ilted because she always write me Taoris when I ask and yeah.

( Whatever. I don't have any preface for this. )

Rating: PG
Genre: Slight!Fluff, Descriptive, Fall~
Pairing: Baekyeol (obviously)
Fandom: Exo (again, that's a no-brainer)Wordcount: 472 (minus the LJ jump ( Read more... )

A/N: This is a bit longer than the last part, and in my opinion, it seems a bit rushed. >.< Whatever, enjoy~~

( Part 2 is here! Yay! )

1.     Angels are to be happy. They should not show pity or sadness (in any form) for the things on earth, be it people or events.
2.     Angels are not to disobey orders they are given (including the ones listed here).
3.     Angels, in no way possible, may interact with humans.
4.     Angels are to remain pure and innocent.
5.     Angels that do not ( Read more... )