april fools' day - extended version
bakit kapag commercial ng Palmolive©, buhok ang pinapakita.
kapag Eskinol©, mukha ipinapakita.
kapag Colgate©, ngipin..
pero kapag Modess©, ayaw ipakita?
unfair, di ba?
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College Dictionary_____
ABSENT - the notation following your name in a class record.
ALLOWANCE - force that motivates you to go to school.
BOOK - used as a pillow by students the night before the exam.
BONUS - the key in passing the exam.
GROUP STUDY - alibi used by students to be with friends in a drinking session.
LATE - happens when the instructor arrives earlier than expected.
READ and STUDY - causes sleepiness faster than a sleeping pill.
REDHORSE - main source of hydration and energy.
TOMORROW - deadline of the term paper you started tonight.
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Men
Always
Remember
Love
Because
Of
Romance
Only!
why?..!
Love
Is
Gateway
Heading
Toward
Sex!
kaya pala mabili ngayon ang MARLBORO LIGHTS!!
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"Aanhin mo ang taong maganda o gwapo... kung siya'y pumapangit kapag katabi ko?"
well, mga text messages ito sa akin. for teh lulz.