FUCKING TREADMILL

HOW DARE YOU BREAK THE DAY I GET OFF MY FAT ASS AND START WALKING AGAIN (It's been like 3-4 days since I last walked. :X)MOTHERFUCKER I WILL KNIFE YOU FOR THIS ( Read more... )

ARGH

I do not know why but I feel totally fadsfksadk today. At first I thought I just needed to wake up but I've been up for 2 hours and I still feel dkalsdfjskj. My money's now on cabin fever being mixed with the utter awesomeness of the outside today.

WHY MUST THE SNAKES BE OUT NOW???I just want to go tramp around the back woods, but the ( Read more... )

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I HATE MY JAW

I CAN'T CLOSE MY MOUTH WITHOUT FORCIBLY KEEPING IT SHUT. AND EVEN THEN IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH. SO I'M SITTING HERE WITH IT HANGING OPEN LIKE SOME SORT OF RETARDED FISH.

/r/ING DENTIST AND A POT OF PRINCE OF WALES TEA, 2 SUGARS PER CUP W/ CREAM.

FBDSDFKSDJFDKLS

I COME FROM AN AWESOME SUPER HAX BEAT-YOU-UP-WITH-MY-DICK SLEEP OVER WITH MARMOT TO THIS INSANE HOUSEHOLD?

WHAAAT ISSS WRONG WITH YOU PEEOOPPLLLEEE STOP YELLING AND BEING MALADJUSTED IT IS CHRISTMAS PLZTHANKU

Hollyy whoa I am feelin' weird ( Read more... )

Pig fucking sons of a bitches ( Read more... )

So I've absolutely DESTROYED my right shoulder muscles. Again. Don't know how this time. Just woke up about three days ago with debilitating pain. Dad gave me a deep tissue massage last night and that helped, but it's still incredibly sensitive even to the touch. Hopefully he'll work on it again tonight ( Read more... )

Got a message from the rheumatologist saying that all my blood work was normal. This is good because it means I don't have some horrible degenerative joint condition or autoimmune disease. This is FUCKING ANNOYING because I once again have no answers toward my hands. This is somewhat depressing because it presents the possibility that I'll be in ( Read more... )