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This message is for you.

If I see that gods be damned thing in my sleep?

Your. ass. is. mine.

Also?

Portland, OR is supposed to have 101 degree weather today.

I am saying fuck that noise and am going to whore the air conditioning.

Oh, and my sister is having surgery to get her wisdom teeth taken out; they're gonna put her so far under ( Read more... )