Jan 31, 2006 19:51
TOP TEN REASONS TO GO TO MO’VILLE
10) The college is located out in the middle of the no where
9) The population of the college equals the population of local town
8) Main Street leaves your car with lovely noises from the pot holes
7) You hear bleep and beep everywhere you go, including during class
6) The pace of the college is slow and sure for getting things done
5) MSC = Minority Student Community, basically it accepts anyone
4) You can spend 5 plus years getting a 2-yr degree
3) Is a dry campus, so there is no drinking (however RA’s sneak in stuff too)
2) Departments don’t like one another and will give students the run around so they don’t have to deal with the issue
1) Professors/Secretaries/Deans don't even know what the electives are for classes, even thou they are the ones that came up with the list on recommended classes.
I experience the last two personally so I decided to have some fun and find other things that fit the school. My way of saying good bye to mo'ville as I move on my bach at liberal arts college. All meant in humor, so if you get mad then just leave it be because I just being funny.