The Vampire Plan
We finally watched the first part of Breaking Dawn the other day. I've kinda lost faith in those movies b/c I hate the people they chose for Edward and Bella so much. The rest of the cast is fine. Bella bothers me the most, I think.
Anyway, after watching that movie I've decided I'm going to become a vampire after we're done having kids. I mean, did you see how awful she looked while she was pregnant? And then she became a vampire, and boom... looks amazing. I wouldn't have to worry about my poochy belly. My stretch marks would be gone. And I probably wouldn't have acne problems anymore. Oh, and morning breath would be ancient history.
Also, an added bonus would be permanent birth control. No pills. No invasive surgeries. I'd just instantly be good to go. I wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant anymore.
And not to gross anybody out, but vampire sex sounds kinda awesome. Just sayin'...
Of course, the only drawback would be that I would have a desire to drink human blood... And I wouldn't be able to take naps anymore, and I really do enjoy that. And I'd have to live somewhere rainy which would be depressing.
Unless I was like The Vampire Diaires' vampires and then I could just get a ring that allows me to be in the sun.
So there's my solution for post-kids life. Being a vampire from Twilight means perfect body and permanent birth control. Sounds good to me! :)
Anyway, after watching that movie I've decided I'm going to become a vampire after we're done having kids. I mean, did you see how awful she looked while she was pregnant? And then she became a vampire, and boom... looks amazing. I wouldn't have to worry about my poochy belly. My stretch marks would be gone. And I probably wouldn't have acne problems anymore. Oh, and morning breath would be ancient history.
Also, an added bonus would be permanent birth control. No pills. No invasive surgeries. I'd just instantly be good to go. I wouldn't have to worry about getting pregnant anymore.
And not to gross anybody out, but vampire sex sounds kinda awesome. Just sayin'...
Of course, the only drawback would be that I would have a desire to drink human blood... And I wouldn't be able to take naps anymore, and I really do enjoy that. And I'd have to live somewhere rainy which would be depressing.
Unless I was like The Vampire Diaires' vampires and then I could just get a ring that allows me to be in the sun.
So there's my solution for post-kids life. Being a vampire from Twilight means perfect body and permanent birth control. Sounds good to me! :)