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This week has been a mess of things. Thought too much, walked enough that I SHOULD no longer be a fat kid but we all can still see Bruce so I dunno what that fat is waiting for, man. Got a small wiggly-type feeling in the pit of my stomach when I thought about some things...some unnamed things...you know...top secret things...
anyway
from an old old OOOLD xanga site:
"On the way home from tanning yesterday...me and my mom passed a farm, which made me start thinking about why people could bring themselves to eat things like cow tongue and all that....and then the more i thoght about it the weirder the conversation got (i've had a lot of thos convos lately, right MG? and Brooks...hahahaha)...until we ended up talking about the nutritional value of tongue (lmfao) and then...it led to us wondering if human tongue would taste the same as cow tongue...and then we started wondering if cannibals COOK people before they eat them...and if they do, which part of a human would be white meat and which would be dark??? LOL...and ever since i got home i've been asking EVERYONE because i want to know really bad! I asked my dad, who thought i was psycho....then i asked Brooks...who tried to offer an answer...but out of all seriousness.... how would you know if you werent a cannibal yourself?"
And a couple of these little guys:
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. ok...i found it.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. air
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: THATS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 11:47 PM
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:11:56PM
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? freakin nothing and it's great
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?: coming back from my test THAT I DID GOOD ON!
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?: my olddddd xanga site to get that paragraph up there^
9: What are you wearing?: nothin baby, what are you wearing?
10: Did you dream last night? ohhh i dont know
11: When did you last laugh? cant say as i keep track of that
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?: a window...
13: Seen anything weird lately?: a lady bowling...OMG...so funny...it makes me cry
14: What do you think of this quiz?: I THINK IT WAS AWFUL
15: What is the last film you saw?: hmmmmm
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: the house Forrest Gump was filmed in, or maybe a spaceship!!
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: no
19: Do you like to dance?: yes i do...i especially like to polka.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Child Number One
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Child Number One
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?: not living. visiting.
23: Will you pass on this survey?: absolutely not. leave me alone.
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If i were a month, I'd be: may june july august...soo...munlaugust? hahahahaha
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 11:12
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a: seaaaaa lion
If I were a direction, I'd be: vertical
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: sad at myself because history sucks lol
If I were a liquid, I'd be: water
If I were a tree, I'd be a: weeping willow
If I were a bird, I'd be a: hummingbird
If I were a tool, I'd be a: hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be a: tigerlily!!
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: 73° and sunny with a light rain in the evening...just heavy enough to make some puddles
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be a: cyclops
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be an: accordian, so i can polka 24/7 lmao
If I were an animal, I'd be a: cat..because i dont listen to what anyone tells me to do but i'm clean and i sleep a lot, and i'm nice until you annoy me, and i'm friskyyy...lol
If I were a color, I'd be: green
If I were an emotion, I'd be: rejuvenation OOOO SHIT
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: lettuce
If I were a sound, I'd be: rain
If I were an element: radium
If I were a car, I'd be a: hippie bus
If I were a song, I'd be: Bridge of Sighs by Robin Trower
If I were a movie, I'd be: Moulin Rouge
If I were a book, I'd be: harriet the spy
If I were a fruit, I'd be a: banana. (and I am a banana.) (I AM THE ATTACK BANANA!!) hahahahaaaa
If I were a place, I'd be: the woods
If I were a material, I'd be: felt
If I were a taste, I'd be: sour on the top but sweet insde...
If I were a scent, I'd be: fresh cut grass
If I were a religion, I'd be: buddhism
If I were a word, I'd be: LOFE....lol
If I were an object, I'd be a: staircase
If I were a body part, I'd be: an elbow...something that's hard to reach so everyone would stay the hell away from me lol
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: music
If I were a shape, I'd be a: decagon....lots of sides
AND ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE:
ImaginaryReverie (9:38:34 PM): please hold while we connect you with one of our representatives
ImaginaryReverie (9:38:38 PM): *elevator music*
hannabanana831 (9:38:41 PM): ok
hannabanana831 (9:38:44 PM): *taps foot*
ImaginaryReverie (9:39:25 PM): Hello and good evening, my name is Ashley and I'll be your representative this evening.
ImaginaryReverie (9:39:46 PM): can i interest you in one of our specials?
hannabanana831 (9:41:54 PM): YES! I am special, therefore i deserve a special
ImaginaryReverie (9:42:02 PM): let me tell you what tonights special is...
hannabanana831 (9:42:11 PM): *please be sex*
ImaginaryReverie (9:42:59 PM): we have Chunk Chicken with a side of Green Garbage Gulash and some Brainsistaah Beer to drink with that.... and because you're so special, we'll seat you in Yemen
hannabanana831 (9:43:26 PM): lmfao....oh my lord, this is the best day of my life
ImaginaryReverie (9:43:44 PM): so you'll take the special i take it?
ImaginaryReverie (9:43:49 PM): or would you like me to bring you a menu?
ImaginaryReverie (9:44:12 PM): if ya want the menu, too damn bad because the special is our menus
ImaginaryReverie (9:44:14 PM): *menu
hannabanana831 (9:44:14 PM): the special sounds excellent
hannabanana831 (9:44:26 PM): how much will that cost me?
hannabanana831 (9:44:31 PM): menus lfmao
hannabanana831 (9:44:35 PM): thats like wenus
ImaginaryReverie (9:44:46 PM): $1.22
hannabanana831 (9:45:00 PM): Deal.
ImaginaryReverie (9:45:13 PM): Oh, and for dessert we have Chocolate Penis cake
hannabanana831 (9:45:37 PM): I'll take a slab of that, too
ImaginaryReverie (9:45:40 PM): we have white penis cake, too... but that's not part of the special, so if you want white penis you'll be charged more
hannabanana831 (9:45:53 PM): black penis is fine
i LOVE reading through old conversations that me and Ashley have had.
anyway
from an old old OOOLD xanga site:
"On the way home from tanning yesterday...me and my mom passed a farm, which made me start thinking about why people could bring themselves to eat things like cow tongue and all that....and then the more i thoght about it the weirder the conversation got (i've had a lot of thos convos lately, right MG? and Brooks...hahahaha)...until we ended up talking about the nutritional value of tongue (lmfao) and then...it led to us wondering if human tongue would taste the same as cow tongue...and then we started wondering if cannibals COOK people before they eat them...and if they do, which part of a human would be white meat and which would be dark??? LOL...and ever since i got home i've been asking EVERYONE because i want to know really bad! I asked my dad, who thought i was psycho....then i asked Brooks...who tried to offer an answer...but out of all seriousness.... how would you know if you werent a cannibal yourself?"
And a couple of these little guys:
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. ok...i found it.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. air
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?: THATS NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what the time is: 11:47 PM
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:11:56PM
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? freakin nothing and it's great
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?: coming back from my test THAT I DID GOOD ON!
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?: my olddddd xanga site to get that paragraph up there^
9: What are you wearing?: nothin baby, what are you wearing?
10: Did you dream last night? ohhh i dont know
11: When did you last laugh? cant say as i keep track of that
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?: a window...
13: Seen anything weird lately?: a lady bowling...OMG...so funny...it makes me cry
14: What do you think of this quiz?: I THINK IT WAS AWFUL
15: What is the last film you saw?: hmmmmm
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?: the house Forrest Gump was filmed in, or maybe a spaceship!!
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know: no
19: Do you like to dance?: yes i do...i especially like to polka.
20: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?: Child Number One
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?: Child Number One
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?: not living. visiting.
23: Will you pass on this survey?: absolutely not. leave me alone.
**********************************************************************************
If i were a month, I'd be: may june july august...soo...munlaugust? hahahahaha
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: saturday
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 11:12
If I were a sea animal, I'd be a: seaaaaa lion
If I were a direction, I'd be: vertical
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: sad at myself because history sucks lol
If I were a liquid, I'd be: water
If I were a tree, I'd be a: weeping willow
If I were a bird, I'd be a: hummingbird
If I were a tool, I'd be a: hammer
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be a: tigerlily!!
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: 73° and sunny with a light rain in the evening...just heavy enough to make some puddles
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be a: cyclops
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be an: accordian, so i can polka 24/7 lmao
If I were an animal, I'd be a: cat..because i dont listen to what anyone tells me to do but i'm clean and i sleep a lot, and i'm nice until you annoy me, and i'm friskyyy...lol
If I were a color, I'd be: green
If I were an emotion, I'd be: rejuvenation OOOO SHIT
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: lettuce
If I were a sound, I'd be: rain
If I were an element: radium
If I were a car, I'd be a: hippie bus
If I were a song, I'd be: Bridge of Sighs by Robin Trower
If I were a movie, I'd be: Moulin Rouge
If I were a book, I'd be: harriet the spy
If I were a fruit, I'd be a: banana. (and I am a banana.) (I AM THE ATTACK BANANA!!) hahahahaaaa
If I were a place, I'd be: the woods
If I were a material, I'd be: felt
If I were a taste, I'd be: sour on the top but sweet insde...
If I were a scent, I'd be: fresh cut grass
If I were a religion, I'd be: buddhism
If I were a word, I'd be: LOFE....lol
If I were an object, I'd be a: staircase
If I were a body part, I'd be: an elbow...something that's hard to reach so everyone would stay the hell away from me lol
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: music
If I were a shape, I'd be a: decagon....lots of sides
AND ON A COMPLETELY UNRELATED NOTE:
ImaginaryReverie (9:38:34 PM): please hold while we connect you with one of our representatives
ImaginaryReverie (9:38:38 PM): *elevator music*
hannabanana831 (9:38:41 PM): ok
hannabanana831 (9:38:44 PM): *taps foot*
ImaginaryReverie (9:39:25 PM): Hello and good evening, my name is Ashley and I'll be your representative this evening.
ImaginaryReverie (9:39:46 PM): can i interest you in one of our specials?
hannabanana831 (9:41:54 PM): YES! I am special, therefore i deserve a special
ImaginaryReverie (9:42:02 PM): let me tell you what tonights special is...
hannabanana831 (9:42:11 PM): *please be sex*
ImaginaryReverie (9:42:59 PM): we have Chunk Chicken with a side of Green Garbage Gulash and some Brainsistaah Beer to drink with that.... and because you're so special, we'll seat you in Yemen
hannabanana831 (9:43:26 PM): lmfao....oh my lord, this is the best day of my life
ImaginaryReverie (9:43:44 PM): so you'll take the special i take it?
ImaginaryReverie (9:43:49 PM): or would you like me to bring you a menu?
ImaginaryReverie (9:44:12 PM): if ya want the menu, too damn bad because the special is our menus
ImaginaryReverie (9:44:14 PM): *menu
hannabanana831 (9:44:14 PM): the special sounds excellent
hannabanana831 (9:44:26 PM): how much will that cost me?
hannabanana831 (9:44:31 PM): menus lfmao
hannabanana831 (9:44:35 PM): thats like wenus
ImaginaryReverie (9:44:46 PM): $1.22
hannabanana831 (9:45:00 PM): Deal.
ImaginaryReverie (9:45:13 PM): Oh, and for dessert we have Chocolate Penis cake
hannabanana831 (9:45:37 PM): I'll take a slab of that, too
ImaginaryReverie (9:45:40 PM): we have white penis cake, too... but that's not part of the special, so if you want white penis you'll be charged more
hannabanana831 (9:45:53 PM): black penis is fine
i LOVE reading through old conversations that me and Ashley have had.