cinco de mayo
i got up early this morning so that i could post all the pics of me and my friends late night field trip to numerous bars and clubs getting proper fucked up and inebriated. but then i remember that im a dirty old fat man with no friends and i never went out last night. all i did was stay home and watch gi joe season 1 on dvd and slowly cry myself to sleep. but then some french guy knocked at my front door and tried to collect some taxes from me. but i embraced him and begged for him to be my friend and i creeped him out so much that he just left without collecting his money. HOORAY ME!!!!