six de mayo
but seriously folks, lighting and thunder, more of the thunder woke me up last night at around 3am. it woke me up and i decided to get up and urinate. while i was standing and relieving myself i could see lighting hitting the treetops across from my home. i never really cared about lighting, it was just something that happened. i never really feared lighting, i knew that the chances of getting hit by lighting were about the same as finding out that you won the lottery while the plane you are on is hijacked and explodes during a mid air earthquake. but last summer while i was in north carolina there was this huge storm following me. i was in a shitty flea bag motel and lighting was crashing and thrashing all about. i was scared shitless hiding underneath my blankets in my herpes infested bed, a grown man hiding under his blankets wanting to run to his parents room several hundred miles away. the lighting was hitting the balcony of my room and it actually hit the front door of my room and i think i fainted cause i remember waking up and my front door was hanging in the frame and smoldering black. so, now, im in my restroom and lighting is striking and everytime i see it strike i croutch down and hide in my bathroom while still urinating, spraying urine everywhere. i am half asleep, scared, covered in my own urine, blind without my glasses and i hear my cat crying. fucking cats. dont get me wrong. im not a cat hater. cats just annoy me. but i must admit, cats have such style. some dogs have style, but all cats are born drenched in style. its pouring rain and i know i have to let me cat inside. i bump along and find my way to the front door and i can hear my cat crying on the other side. i open the door and my cat starts to rub up against my leg smearing something wet along my ankle. i expect it to be cold, but its not, whatever he is rubbing up against me, its wet and warm. i go to bed and find my glasses and turn on the lights and my ankle is covered in blood. i see my cat and he has a rat in his mouth. i have a 2pm appointment to see my doctor, thanks god.