SEX! Now that I have your attention...

[hank_callahan]

Motherfuckers better start fucking explaining now that I'm fed and awake and cuddled up to my man.

What the fuck did I miss?

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[thebriar_rose]

Welcome back. It's nice to meet you awake and in person.

[hank_callahan]

Word, yo. Sorry we didn't get introduced better before.

...was it like that for you? When you woke up, I mean?

[thebriar_rose]

It's quite all right. I understand.

I'm not sure. How are you feeling?

[hank_callahan]

When I first woke up, I kinda felt...well, sleepy. Then it was like I'd been dead or something, and everything was coming back to life. Pins and needles, breathing, it was miserable shit. Er...I mean, stuff. No offense, Princess.

[low_as_youcango]

Hankerita!

[hank_callahan]

LOWBALLZ I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE SO GLAD TO SEE YOUR GOOFY FACE!!! What the fuck you up to, you ugly sumbitch?!

[low_as_youcango]

Too happy to see you to be pissed at you and Josephina for keeping secrets from me.

Also jello shots!

[hank_callahan]

Well I knew about the jello shots, this is you we're fuckin' talking about.

As for secrets...what kinda secrets he been keepin'?

[done_dirtcheap]

You missed a whole shit ton of stuff, kid.

[hank_callahan]

OMG FAITH!!! What's up, homegirl?!?!

Gimme details, right fucking now.

[done_dirtcheap]

Shit, kid, I don't even know where to start. I mean, was in the middle of Sunnydale when it was Hellmouth Central and this place is way more fucked up.

[hank_callahan]

Beginning's a pretty good place, yo. And don't leave out shit, some of the shit from before I collapsed or whatever's a little fuzzy. I think I was kinda fucking crazy there for a while, like literally.