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hank_callahan

SEX! Now that I have your attention...

Sep 03, 2010 19:51

Motherfuckers better start fucking explaining now that I'm fed and awake and cuddled up to my man.

What the fuck did I miss?

verse: choices (teenage lust), hank: is sleeping beauty

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low_as_youcango September 3 2010, 02:53:47 UTC

Hankerita!

hank_callahan September 3 2010, 02:54:54 UTC

LOWBALLZ I NEVER THOUGHT I'D BE SO GLAD TO SEE YOUR GOOFY FACE!!! What the fuck you up to, you ugly sumbitch?!

low_as_youcango September 3 2010, 02:58:21 UTC

Too happy to see you to be pissed at you and Josephina for keeping secrets from me.

Also jello shots!

hank_callahan September 3 2010, 03:04:36 UTC

Well I knew about the jello shots, this is you we're fuckin' talking about.

As for secrets...what kinda secrets he been keepin'?

*what, drunk? why do you ask? >.>* low_as_youcango September 3 2010, 04:03:26 UTC

I'm in Vegas. It's awesome.

That there's bad shit. And you're a superhero. And so's Harp. And so's Legs. And she's not fucking the guy whose house she's at all the time. He just watches her.

...Harper, not Legs. I mean, I don't think Legs is fucking him, and the old guy's watching her.

...She might be fucking him, though.

Legs, not Harper.

done_dirtcheap September 3 2010, 04:05:18 UTC

Stop drunk texting, Lowman.

...And it's nonna your business who I fuck.

hank_callahan September 3 2010, 04:10:44 UTC

Okay, waitwaitwait...first, Low? I'm sorry, but you know I had to keep shit like that secret, right?

Second...who is fuckin' who and why?!

done_dirtcheap September 3 2010, 04:18:38 UTC

Lowman thought Harper was doing her Watcher. Actually, pretty sure he thought Harp was on crack and makin' herself Junior's strawberry.

hank_callahan September 3 2010, 04:23:20 UTC

...okay, one more time. Only this time, use small words, I think my brain is still cursed. We're talking about Harper.

done_dirtcheap September 3 2010, 04:30:04 UTC

Yep. Harper and Abs--Lukas, sorry. You ain't been around for the establishin' witty nicknames and shit.

scaredtobreak September 3 2010, 04:24:51 UTC

He did!! He thought I had joined the mafia!

done_dirtcheap September 3 2010, 04:31:02 UTC

Thank god he's pretty.

scaredtobreak September 3 2010, 04:34:15 UTC

He definitely is that.

low_as_youcango September 3 2010, 04:41:40 UTC

COME PLAY BLACKJACK WITH ME, WOMAN!

scaredtobreak September 3 2010, 04:45:42 UTC

HOLD YOUR HORSES, MR. FRANKLIN!

Wait, am I playing with or against you? I'll kick your ass if it's against.

low_as_youcango September 3 2010, 04:47:38 UTC

NO, we have to...you know. Do that thing. Where one of us counts cards and we have a signal and we...uh...

...Fuck it, let's go drink some more.

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