This is an email I wrote to my sister yesterday:

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"Sis-

Coolidge said at the end of that, "...omnipotent. The slogan 'press on' has solved and always will solve the problems of the human race."

So, to press on:
    Was wondering how long Luke's ceremony lasts? I have a few fun ideas if there's a lot of time afterwards. Kind of excited ( Read more... )

she stands by the door
as i look to the floor
she mumbles goodbye
as i started to cry

i ate a good breakfast
i had a good lunch
why she left me
i haven't a hunch

oh wait it's a dream
i'm silly, of course
she's right in my arms
I'm the ass of a horse

Don't even get me started about the horses. Don't EVEN get me started. Those equine pricks had better watch their hooved asses, because next time they try to ruin my gravy train, it'll be a can of whoop-ass unleashed in a furious Hell bent manor that will greet them ( Read more... )

Christopher Guest. VW ad. In full Spinal Tap getup.
NIGEL TUFNEL IS BACK, baby!

Suggested films out in theatres now that I suggest:

Little Miss Sunshine ( funny...well written...well acted...well directed...well done...)
The Illusionist (intriguing- though only slightly predictable...)
The Departed ( brilliant...brilliant)

I fucking hate livejournal to the dickens....I lost it all! I wrote the funniest little thing about Review Revue...I GOT THINGS TO RHYME WITH COMORA! DAMN YOU LIVE JOURNAL! I even....wait...

In other news: Justin is upset at livejournal.  Me upset at you! ME UPSET! ME ANgry! AnGRY! Me vewwy vewwy sad

( He comes to his senses. Justin Clement realizes ( Read more... )

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Hey...

See my mom's dance recital this Saturday at either 1pm, or 6pm. It's her 10th Anniversary blowout.
The place is the Van Wezel.
 The price is $18. Or if you want to call me on my cell ( It's 941-586-3495, I might be able to get you a discount).

But dammit, the price is worth it, kids. It's a fine show.

I EVEN DANCE IN IT! TAP! WALTZ CLOG! It's ( Read more... )

I still cannot get my mind off of last night's season ender of  Lost. Unbelievable. Unbelievable . I hope my Locke and Eko are ok! Daaaaamn.

In other news: Salmon patties make bad underpants.