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I've been told by a dear friend that if he ever meets God or who ever it is that runs things, he's gonna give them an atomic wedgie. EVEN if they wear a toga. Well after he's done, here's what I am going to do.
NOTE: I am not in a good mood and therefore my mood is very reflective of what I am going to do to the all mighty that's trying to f*** with me.
I am going to fucking flay the bastards with my bare hands, marinade their fucking bloody carcass in a bath of hydrcholoric acid, sever every one of their limbs from their blood spattered corpse, put it through the most rust laden meat grinder I can fucking find, cram whats fucking left of their minced remains back into their sickening skin, grill them on the hottest flame that I can fucking make, hack the fucking bratwurst into the most miniscule of fucking pieces so that they can be fed upon by carrion birds and the other creatures that scavange upon the dead!
Why would I want to do that you may ask? Well, when you have got nothing left to fucking lose, you do everything that you can to get payback when someone thinks that they can fuck with you to the point that they think that you're gonna lie down and take it.
Don't EVER piss me off! You can annoy me, irritate me, infuriate me, make me angry, but NEVER do them all at the same time to the point that I wanna fucking demolish ever little insignificant part of your fucking existance.
GOD! FATE! THE POWERS THAT BE! CIRCUMSTANCE! COINCIDENCE! YOU CAN ALL FUCKING GO TO HELL!
*cough*
So did anyone actually do the naughty and click to read the bad language? Tsk tsk.
I need Haagen Daaz ice-cream with Krispy Kreme donuts to make me feel better.
*sigh* You can barely find Haagen Daaz in supermarkets any more, but it figures that they have proper ice-cream stores all over America and about 50 other countries. It doesn't make sense at all. Why do we not have a single Haagen Daaz Ice-Cream Cafe in Australia when countries like Kuwait, Aruba, Trinidad, The Virgin Islands, Guam and Curacao do?!? Where the hell is Curacao anyway?
NOTE: I am not in a good mood and therefore my mood is very reflective of what I am going to do to the all mighty that's trying to f*** with me.
I am going to fucking flay the bastards with my bare hands, marinade their fucking bloody carcass in a bath of hydrcholoric acid, sever every one of their limbs from their blood spattered corpse, put it through the most rust laden meat grinder I can fucking find, cram whats fucking left of their minced remains back into their sickening skin, grill them on the hottest flame that I can fucking make, hack the fucking bratwurst into the most miniscule of fucking pieces so that they can be fed upon by carrion birds and the other creatures that scavange upon the dead!
Why would I want to do that you may ask? Well, when you have got nothing left to fucking lose, you do everything that you can to get payback when someone thinks that they can fuck with you to the point that they think that you're gonna lie down and take it.
Don't EVER piss me off! You can annoy me, irritate me, infuriate me, make me angry, but NEVER do them all at the same time to the point that I wanna fucking demolish ever little insignificant part of your fucking existance.
GOD! FATE! THE POWERS THAT BE! CIRCUMSTANCE! COINCIDENCE! YOU CAN ALL FUCKING GO TO HELL!
*cough*
So did anyone actually do the naughty and click to read the bad language? Tsk tsk.
I need Haagen Daaz ice-cream with Krispy Kreme donuts to make me feel better.
*sigh* You can barely find Haagen Daaz in supermarkets any more, but it figures that they have proper ice-cream stores all over America and about 50 other countries. It doesn't make sense at all. Why do we not have a single Haagen Daaz Ice-Cream Cafe in Australia when countries like Kuwait, Aruba, Trinidad, The Virgin Islands, Guam and Curacao do?!? Where the hell is Curacao anyway?