[b.a.p] circular logic

[haneyon]

Who: Himchan, Jongup
What: 3400w, PG
Summary: Sometimes Jongup is inexplicable and Himchan does things that don't make any sense, but it doesn't matter if they both end up on the same page anyway.

For trope bingo 'fake relationship'~ Please blind-eye my timeline. ;u;

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[almostblue]

Jongup watches him go like a human unhappy-go-round-an angry little rollercoaster, one for kids with funny caterpillar heads on the front cars. most hilarious brain image ever, omg. ALSO: TRUE.

"But you've never had a boyfriend, hyung?" Junhong asks innocently. Jongup makes a mental note to remind him later: do not encourage the stupid, ranting hyungs. Sometimes Junhong needs to be told these things. TINIEST JUNHONG. I LOVE HIM. DO NOT ENCOURGE HYUNG'S RANTING.

Jongup pops his 3DS back open. Youngjae looks up. Pokémon midi notes fill the room. Himchan sighs happily, closing his eyes.

OH MY GOD. JONGUP JUST SHIFTING OVER ON THE COUCH I LOVE HIM. HIMCHAN'S HAPPY SIGH. JONGUP DOES NOT DO YOUR STUPID WORDS, HUMAN.

He's shit at the process and is just being obtuse, but Jongup likes it. Jongup is himself quite regularly obtuse.

When he kisses Himchan back, he likes the way he knows Himchan likes the way Jongup tastes like fresh coffee.

COFFEE KISSES OMG

Jongup wonders if Himchan's sleep talking. He does that sometimes. (Jongup wonders. Himchan sleep-talks.) I CAN'T EVEN THIS JONGUP VOICE IS SO PERFECT. HE'S SO WEIRD. Oh god he is EXACTLY like someone I know and I don't know how you managed it but it's HILARIOUS and just like. I can't even. I'll tell you the story later but SOMEHOW YOU MANAGED TO CAPTURE HIM and it's just. IT'S PERFECT.

Yongguk hates cameras. Jongup hates what cameras do to people like Yongguk and Daehyun. UGH THIS ENTIRE PART. JONGUP HATES CAMERAS AND FROWNING AND NOT LIKING HIMCHAN'S PERFECT LOOK BECAUSE IT'S NOT ACTUAL HIMCHAN <33333

"I'm done faking it," Jongup says bluntly, and Himchan looks like he's been slapped. Stunned.

"I-you were faking it? Were you faking it?"

"No," Jongup says. "And you weren't either." ILU JONGUPPIE. DO NOT PUT UP WITH HIMCHAN'S BULLSHIT.

"I just think you just need to shut up, hyung," Jongup says, and wonders what would happen if there was ever a noise pollution quota put into place. He wonders if people like Himchan and Daehyun would die. IRL LOLING

I don't know how I have this many thing to say except this is PERFECT and I love how disconnected it is, and I love the little slices of life, because it FEELS like we're viewing it through Jongup's eyes, like ontology recapitulates phylogeny SO HARD here and it's just. IT'S PERFECT.

Also I realize that technically you can't use that phrase about writing abut WHATEVER, I'M GOING TO, because you managed to make the structure match the voice and I love it. <3333

[haneyon]

JONGUP DOES NOT DO YOUR STUPID WORDS, HUMAN. PRETTY MUCH lmfao. idk i kinda felt like part of the challenge of writing him was that half his ~thing is just... physical? HE DOESN'T SAY MUCH (THOUGH HE CAN). but it's kind of hard to write judging looks and stupid faces haha... "orz

COFFEE KISSESSSS... and, just. himchan being good with his tongue lmao. u___u; i mean wat YOU LIKING THIS JONGUP VOICE MAKES ME SO HAPPY, I CAN'T-? since it came out of that conversation with you and rrroeblinggg in the first place~♥

ontology recapitulates phylogeny LAUGHING, oh you. xDD but thank you so much seriously (you managed to make the structure match the voice HAPPY SCREAMING ;AAA; ♥) ahhh i can't even tHIS COMMENT-