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Oct 07, 2008 10:49

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Oh Jack. Come over and get your neck snapped. passionforshoes October 7 2008, 16:05:09 UTC

Absolutely fucking dandy. I've never been happier since I got married to a man who couldn't keep his cock out of different holes.

Oooo baby I love the rough stuff. handsomejack October 7 2008, 16:10:56 UTC

Well you've got at least three of them for him to explore. Five if you add in the ears.

Kinky Jack is kinky. passionforshoes October 7 2008, 16:15:26 UTC

I'm sure he tried that with those European girls because unfortunately, I have standards.

You have no idea. handsomejack October 7 2008, 16:17:52 UTC

All's fair in war and sexual encounters.

passionforshoes October 7 2008, 16:34:42 UTC

Remember that when you get a bullet to the brain.

handsomejack October 7 2008, 16:41:17 UTC

You know I'll just come back, right? Like an annoying weed.

passionforshoes October 7 2008, 16:43:52 UTC

Not if you yank it by the roots.

handsomejack October 7 2008, 16:48:30 UTC

I've died 1396 times by about every means of death devised by man and alien. Feel free to think up a new one if you'd like.

passionforshoes October 7 2008, 16:49:55 UTC

Oh, now you want to be Chatty Cathy. Really now? You'll let me do that?!

handsomejack October 7 2008, 16:57:07 UTC

Cause grisley deaths are such good lunch conversation?

Who am I to deny a lady her fun.

Sad part? She's sorely tempted to try it for shits and giggles. passionforshoes October 7 2008, 17:00:46 UTC

Would have made that shitty salad go down better. Give me five minutes.

[ooc: Not sure if the strikes are visible but hers are filtered to him. XD]

Wouldn't be the first time! She's got nothing on the first Torchwood chickies he met handsomejack October 7 2008, 17:03:51 UTC

I'll meet you down in the forest?

[ooc: Meep! Usually mine are meant to just be OOCisms not visable unless I indicate otherwise. I've got to put that in my user info. *hangs head like a bad puppy*]

passionforshoes October 7 2008, 17:07:50 UTC

Should I wear my good shoes? I wouldn't want to ruin them. It's so hard getting blood out of suede.

[ooc: Usually I put if hers are or not, but LOL I FORGET. Let's pretend they don't exist then! =D]

handsomejack October 7 2008, 17:12:17 UTC

Up to you, I do bleed if shot, stabbed or otherwise killed with projectile items that puncture my skin.

passionforshoes October 7 2008, 17:18:24 UTC

Ooh, that sounds so good. You sure know how to treat a lady well.

handsomejack October 7 2008, 17:20:14 UTC

So, forest?

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