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[handsomejack]

Everybody who heard the smoke detectors sounding from a couple of apartments in Building 7, not to worry!

It's all under control.

Just for some reason I had this sudden urge to bake a cake.

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Maybe the deities will want it?

You know, I think I might try to bake another one!

EDIT:

Comments

[warped_inside]

God no, Jack, please don't bake anymore. I'll give you my whole box of shiny things to play with?

[handsomejack]

I can't help myself, Tosh!!

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Think I'll try something with coconut next...

[warped_inside]

You can! Just fight it, Jack!

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I like coconut...

[handsomejack]

I think I'll try to toast it ... if the nut will stop rolling around on the broiler pan.

[warped_inside]

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The best part of the cake is the uncooked cake batter?

[handsomejack]

Really? I found it kinda crunchy after I added the eggs.

[warped_inside]

Um...your eggs were crunchy?

Are you sure they were eggs?

[handsomejack]

Of course they were eggs, Tosh. I know what an egg looks like.

I just tossed them in, whites and all.

[warped_inside]

Well I don't understand why they'd be crunchy, then. They were regular chicken eggs, right? Not like alien eggs or something? I've never heard of eggs with crunchy yolks.

[handsomejack]

That's what the container said.

I mean, egg white means the shell, right, Tosh?

[warped_inside]

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Oh Jack. No, I'm pretty sure the white is the clearish part around the yellow yolk. You don't want the shells at all.

[handsomejack]

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Well that's silly! Why call it an egg 'white' then? It should be an egg 'clearish'.

[warped_inside]

I...I think maybe it's because it's white after it's cooked? Haven't you ever eaten a hard-boiled egg before?

[ooc: I'm having such trouble not giggling at work.]

[handsomejack]

Ew

[warped_inside]

Is that 'ew hard boiled eggs are icky' or 'ew I can't believe I put eggshells in my cake'?

[handsomejack]

Hard boiled eggs are icky.

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I just typed the word 'icky...'