Everybody who heard the smoke detectors sounding from a couple of apartments in Building 7, not to worry!
It's all under control.
Just for some reason I had this sudden urge to
bake a cake.
...
Maybe the deities will want it?
You know, I think I might try to bake another one!
EDIT:
*Sounds of rustling and a chipper trill!*
Yes, you can play the kazoo.
*Another trill and then the sound of a kazoo!*
Could you not play it on my head?
*Kazoo Kazoo!*
Right, what was I thinking, the acoustics are better up there.
*Trill! Kazooooooooooo*
[ooc: Yes, he's cursed but also remember, Jack can not cook! :D]