Intinerary

[handsofstone]

Me and my mates are going on a weekend away to Portland. Queue series of hilarious emails.

Here is my favourite suggested intinerary:

Friday Day - A detailed discussion of mortgages 
Friday Night - Ketamine 
Saturday Day - I have my "Monarch of the Glen" boxset...
Saturday Night - I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE! I AM THE SNAKE LORD OF PORTLAND!!
Sunday Day

Comments

[feduchin_pate]

I think you should try to whack in some gillian anderson worshipping at some point...

[brokenjoystick]

where the hecks is portland???

[handsofstone]

*sigh* do you know nothing about this great land of ours.

Its outside London. Near the sea somewhere

[brokenjoystick]

is that where portland bill lives?

[handsofstone]

http://www.weymouthpanorama.co.uk/portland.htm

oi, no

[kaypeee]

you must be coming to Gen's picnic, yes? so, like, save the boxset til next weekend

x

Re: oi, no

[kaypeee]

no you don't, you're not kara.

i was wondering how kara knew kat. hmm

ignore me.

Re: oi, no

[handsofstone]

But now I am super intruiged...

No-one ever invites me to picnics..sniff