Intinerary
Me and my mates are going on a weekend away to Portland. Queue series of hilarious emails.
Here is my favourite suggested intinerary:
Friday Day - A detailed discussion of mortgages
Friday Night - Ketamine
Saturday Day - I have my "Monarch of the Glen" boxset...
Saturday Night - I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE! I AM THE SNAKE LORD OF PORTLAND!!
Sunday Day - Pagan worship / Whicker man sacrifice of Simom
Sunday Night - Rambo 1 style evade and capture of local law enforcement.
haha