Comments | handleschmandle: My cereal has injured me.

handleschmandle

My cereal has injured me.

Oct 05, 2007 00:36

I've eaten a couple bowls of "Oh's" cereal this week and jesus christ...... I feel like I've gargled with aquarium gravel ( Read more... )

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nightcircle October 5 2007, 14:52:43 UTC

Ah, cereal. I used to love that stuff... now if I want it I have to eat like Wheat Dust or something disgusting like that so I don't bother. I do have South Beach cereal bars but they aren't loud, man. Thankfully. I don't like loud food. I have a thing about the way people chew too. Eating is not sexy, dude. I know 91/2 Weeks bullshit blah but I a.) never saw that movie except bits of once when I was drunk and vaguely remember something about Mickey Rourke (who I never found sexy) and Kim Bassinger doing something kinky against an open refrigerator) and it did not inspire me to do the same because, damn, that would be cold. Which I guess was the point maybe (like in that Duran Duran video when the chick is running an ice cube over her tits and everyone thinks that's hot but DUDE what? I think I get candle wax dripped on you more than the ice thing, but then I've never like being cold and WHERE THE HELL IS THE COMMENT GOING? WEREN'T WE TALKING ABOUT CEREAL?

Anyway, eat your damn cereal and to hell with the world.

halo_ov_fire October 5 2007, 15:53:14 UTC

I absolutely love that you somehow pulled, from the depths of depravity, a comment about cereal into the realm of 80's videos with sexual food overtones.

nightcircle October 5 2007, 16:18:16 UTC

It's a gift, I know. ;)

halo_ov_fire October 5 2007, 18:25:00 UTC

...just as long as its not a gift that keeps giving, I think we'll all be just fine.

;)

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Made by Ralston-Purina, perchance? bandraoi October 5 2007, 15:26:15 UTC

With all that added crunchiness, I'll bet you don't have to bother brushing your teeth anymore, though, right? That's got to be a plus. Watch out for melamine, though.

My teeth are frighteningly clean...... handleschmandle October 7 2007, 09:15:38 UTC

And my coat is amazingly shiny!

(Although, there is another downside to eating that stuff besides getting a mangled mouth. I suddenly have the urge to sniff butts.)

halo_ov_fire October 5 2007, 15:54:12 UTC

Dude, I toadally know what you mean. Some of the absolute best cereal actually hurts your mouth when you eat it. That makes me sad.

:(

handleschmandle October 7 2007, 09:17:14 UTC

Yep. It's a bummer. :-(

zahgurim October 5 2007, 23:49:32 UTC

I'm a big fan of the leave it in milk thing. I just leave it there, do some chores, and come back. Then it's only mildly crunchy and nobody gets hurt. Least of all me. Well, except for those Ohs (or whatever cereal). Those bastards can suffer.

You're the Obi-Wan Kenobi of cereal eating. handleschmandle October 7 2007, 09:34:20 UTC

This is because you're sensible and patient. I'm bananas and impatient. So, you're walking around with a mouth that feels just fine and I'm bitchin' about my stupid cereal.

Although, I don't know if Obi-Wan would say "those bastards can suffer". Then again, if his robes were too tight because he left them in the dryer too long and he was having an off day, he might get pissy....