My cereal has injured me.
I've eaten a couple bowls of "Oh's" cereal this week and jesus christ...... I feel like I've gargled with aquarium gravel.
And yes, I know that "Grape Nuts" is actually aquarium gravel. So, maybe "Oh's" are more like aquarium gravel mixed with broken glass. And nails.
This cereal is also really fuckin' LOUD when you chew it. I swear I had to practically turn the television up to "hey, the astronauts can hear this!" level along with having to have Dude yell in order to communicate with me.
Why do I put up with all this? It tastes good. It's like when people use crystal meth.... You think they want to look like inbred hillbillies by the time it's all over? They crave it and to hell with the consequences. (Although, I can quit the "Oh's". I think.)
And no, I don't believe in letting the "Oh's" soak in milk for a few hours to soften them up or relax them or whatever the hell it takes to get them to mellow out. I just want to shovel the cereal into my mouth already. Just be glad you can't see me eat, okay? Get off my back.
And yes, I know that "Grape Nuts" is actually aquarium gravel. So, maybe "Oh's" are more like aquarium gravel mixed with broken glass. And nails.
This cereal is also really fuckin' LOUD when you chew it. I swear I had to practically turn the television up to "hey, the astronauts can hear this!" level along with having to have Dude yell in order to communicate with me.
Why do I put up with all this? It tastes good. It's like when people use crystal meth.... You think they want to look like inbred hillbillies by the time it's all over? They crave it and to hell with the consequences. (Although, I can quit the "Oh's". I think.)
And no, I don't believe in letting the "Oh's" soak in milk for a few hours to soften them up or relax them or whatever the hell it takes to get them to mellow out. I just want to shovel the cereal into my mouth already. Just be glad you can't see me eat, okay? Get off my back.