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This is why I love country music:

I'm sure you wanted for a long, long time
to find a man like mine
But honey you're too late.
So before you go and make your move
Maybe me and you should get a few things straight
There's two ways we can do this
I'll let you decide.
You can take it somewhere else
or we can take it outside, you little homewrecker.

Now honey, I'm a Christian, but if you keep it up
I'm gonna go to kickin your pretty little butt.
Is that clear enough, yeah you little homewrecker.

from Gretchen Wilson's Homewrecker