Phonecalls from dad
A phone gets passed to me through the bathroom door.
Me: Hello?
Dad: Hello. What are you doing?
Don't say dyeing your armpithair pink don't say dyeing your armpit hair pink don't say dyeing your armpit hair pink
Me: Dyeing my..... armpit hair..... pink?
Dad: Oh.
Oops.
Dad: So what have you been up to lately?
Me: Cleaning, handing out resumes, I started volunteering again a lot.
Dad: Volunteering isn't going to get you any money, you know.
Me: I know, dad.
Me: Hello?
Dad: Hello. What are you doing?
Don't say dyeing your armpithair pink don't say dyeing your armpit hair pink don't say dyeing your armpit hair pink
Me: Dyeing my..... armpit hair..... pink?
Dad: Oh.
Oops.
Dad: So what have you been up to lately?
Me: Cleaning, handing out resumes, I started volunteering again a lot.
Dad: Volunteering isn't going to get you any money, you know.
Me: I know, dad.