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MOUTHOLOGY
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
French or italian. Or ranch.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Taco Bell
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Depends on the bill.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Chinese. Lo mein, fried rice.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Cheese, peppers, mushrooms, and artichoke hearts.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter or cream cheese.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
The Human Calander
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
Lots, but we only use 4.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed. I have a tough time smoking with my left, even.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Cavaties, gravel, and hair and I think that's it.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Those boxes of plastic bags and paper bags at work. You know what I'm saying?
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Nope.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No no no no.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Bootz. No. Um. No idea. I don't mind my name.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Pinks, blues, and earth tones.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Yes. I don't want to talk about it.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Fo sho.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Nah.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Duh.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
No. Modesty is my middle name, bro.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
I probably would try.
Q. Would you, without fear or punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Never ever. We talked about this like, last week. I couldn't do it. Not even an animal.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
2 cents and a few gum wrappers.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
It was funny the first time.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Living room is carpet, my bedroom has carpet, bathrooms, hall, and kitchen have tile, and the rest is wood.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand unless I'm shaving.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
Yes. Not just anyone, though.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
I used to have 2 pairs, but I don't know what happened to them.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
I believe it was fall when Kacey and I were sitting in Cody's car in Eastown and they were shining flashlights in there and talked to us and as they walked away they were like "Diet Coke and weed ..."
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Happy, healthy, and well-off money wise.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
I'm talking to Cody on AIM right now.
Q: Last person who called you?
I have a missed call from my brother Thomas.
Q: Person you hugged?
My mom.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
It has always been 7.
Q: Season?
Summer, for sure. And then fall.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Yes.
Q: Mood?
Hungry, thirsty, tired, bored.
Q:Listening to?
The TV coming from the living room.
Q: Watching?
computer screen.
Q: Worrying about?
Everything possible.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
I haven't even stepped foot out of the house today.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Get paid Friday, and roadtrip to ATL!
Q: Do you smile often?
I try, but not really.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes!
Q. What is your salad dressing of choice?
French or italian. Or ranch.
Q. What is your favorite fast food restaurant?
Taco Bell
Q. On average, what size tip do you leave at a restaurant?
Depends on the bill.
Q. What food could you eat every day for two weeks and not get sick of?
Chinese. Lo mein, fried rice.
Q. What are your pizza toppings of choice?
Cheese, peppers, mushrooms, and artichoke hearts.
Q. What do you like to put on your toast?
Butter or cream cheese.
TECHNOLOGY
Q. What is your wallpaper on your computer?
The Human Calander
Q. How many televisions are in your house?
Lots, but we only use 4.
BIOLOGY
Q. Are you right-handed or left-handed?
Right handed. I have a tough time smoking with my left, even.
Q. Have you ever had anything removed from your body?
Cavaties, gravel, and hair and I think that's it.
Q. What is the last heavy item you lifted?
Those boxes of plastic bags and paper bags at work. You know what I'm saying?
Q. Have you ever been knocked unconscious?
Nope.
BULLSHITOLOGY
Q. If it were possible, would you want to know the day you were going to die?
No no no no.
Q. If you could change your name, what would you change it to?
Bootz. No. Um. No idea. I don't mind my name.
Q. What color do you think looks best on you?
Pinks, blues, and earth tones.
Q. Have you ever swallowed a non-food item by mistake?
Yes. I don't want to talk about it.
DAREOLOGY
Q. Would you kiss a member of the same sex for $100?
Fo sho.
Q. Would you allow one of your little fingers to be cut off for $200,000?
Nah.
Q. Would you never blog again for $50,000?
Duh.
Q. Would you pose naked in a magazine for $250,000?
No. Modesty is my middle name, bro.
Q. Would you drink an entire bottle of hot sauce for $1000?
I probably would try.
Q. Would you, without fear or punishment, take a human life for $1,000,000?
Never ever. We talked about this like, last week. I couldn't do it. Not even an animal.
DUMBOLOGY
Q: What is in your left pocket?
2 cents and a few gum wrappers.
Q: Is Napoleon Dynamite actually a good movie?
It was funny the first time.
Q: Do you have hardwood or carpet in your house?
Living room is carpet, my bedroom has carpet, bathrooms, hall, and kitchen have tile, and the rest is wood.
Q: Do you sit or stand in the shower?
Stand unless I'm shaving.
Q: Could you live with roommates?
Yes. Not just anyone, though.
Q: How many pairs of flip flops do you own?
I used to have 2 pairs, but I don't know what happened to them.
Q: Last time you had a run-in with the cops?
I believe it was fall when Kacey and I were sitting in Cody's car in Eastown and they were shining flashlights in there and talked to us and as they walked away they were like "Diet Coke and weed ..."
Q: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Happy, healthy, and well-off money wise.
LASTOLOGY
Q: Last Friend you talked to?
I'm talking to Cody on AIM right now.
Q: Last person who called you?
I have a missed call from my brother Thomas.
Q: Person you hugged?
My mom.
FAVORITOLOGY
Q: Number?
It has always been 7.
Q: Season?
Summer, for sure. And then fall.
CURRENTOLOGY
Q: Missing someone?
Yes.
Q: Mood?
Hungry, thirsty, tired, bored.
Q:Listening to?
The TV coming from the living room.
Q: Watching?
computer screen.
Q: Worrying about?
Everything possible.
RANDOMOLOGY
Q: First place you went this morning?
I haven't even stepped foot out of the house today.
Q: What can you not wait to do?
Get paid Friday, and roadtrip to ATL!
Q: Do you smile often?
I try, but not really.
Q: Are you a friendly person?
Yes!