-- ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering entranceway 22 --

[hamburellakind]

[John would like to give his presents in person, for once. Having to ship them and stuff is actually kind of lame because you can't see their faces! So he does his best to meet up with people to give them their presents, but if he misses them they'll find them outside their rooms, wrapped in a less than professional manner.

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3V3RYTH1NG 1S D3L1C1OUS 4ND NOTH1NG HURTS
H3H3H3HH3H3HH3H3H3H3H

[hamburellakind]

i'm glad nothing hurts
but don't eat too much candy or you'll get a cavity.
that would hurt.

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>:?
WH4T 1S TH4T

[hamburellakind]

a hole in your tooth from eating too mch sugar.
basically.

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WH4T

[hamburellakind]

sugar turns into acid?
and it burns at the uh
enamel?
maybe your teeth are stronger but i'd still be careful!

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WH4T
D:<

[hamburellakind]

do trolls not have this?
do you guys just
lose your teeth biting other trolls or something?

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WOW W4Y TO 4SSUM3 TH1NGS
1 LOS3 MY T33TH FR3QU3NTLY ON TH3 CORPS3S OF MY 3N3M13S
R1GHT B3FOR3 1 D1G3ST TH3M W1TH TH3 4C1DS 1 SP3W FROM MY OTH3R P4RTS

[hamburellakind]

yeah, of course.
none of that sounds like you made it up!

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1TS MOR3 R34L1ST1C TH4N 4C1D1C C4NDY >:o

[hamburellakind]

it turns INTO acid on your teeth!
you have to brush them to clean it off!

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WHY WOULD 1T TURN 1NTO 4C1D
HMMMMMM????

[hamburellakind]

sorry terezi.
i'm an ectobiologist, not a chemist!

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M4YB3 YOU SHOULD B3 4 CH3M1ST!
R3M3MB3R WH3N 1 S41D YOU W3R3 4N 3MB4RR4SSM3NT TO 3CTOB1OLOGY???
TH4TS ST1LL 4 TH1NG >:]

[hamburellakind]

your face is an embarrassment to ectobiology.
i mean really.
karkat did a terrible job.
(hehehe)