-- ectoBiologist [EB] (accidentally) began pestering entranceway 05 -- [Video]

[hamburellakind]

[So someone's getting pretty into music now. For no particular reason. Specifically this music. It's good stuff to practice his windy thing too. By dancing. Aaaand singing along.]

What you gon' do with all that junk

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[Video]

[urnewkingbitch]

[What is John doing? Something derpy, he's sure. At first it's an idle thing, and then...for serious? This is now being recorded, John. He's going to wait and see what happens for now.]

[video forever]

[hamburellakind]

[Booty shaking at the camera. That is what is happening.]

[urnewkingbitch]

[It's times like this that people should realize that Johnny Quest here isn't as innocent as he seems. He's counting the minutes that the derp doesn't notice.]

[hamburellakind]

[Upside down spins like a breakdancer whoooooooa!]

[Video]

[ironlass]

I'm a make, make, make, make you scream.
Make you scream, make you scream!!

[ Hi dear brother. ]

[Video] NOT REALLY HERE? MAYBE?

[urnewkingbitch]

[Fuck yes he's recording this, now.]

[video]

[ironlass]

[ Whatever Dave whatever. He'll just see Jade and John dancing together okay nothing to see here MOVE ALONG. ]

[video forever]

[hamburellakind]

[:O His thingy is on! Whoops!

Oh well, he doesn't care if Jade sees. More dancing!]

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?

text;

[forevercapslock]

JOHN. IF YOU DON'T STOP THAT RIGHT THE FUCK NOW, I AM GOING TO FIND YOU AND PROJECTILE VOMIT PURE, SEARING HATRED ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING PAJAMAS.

[text forever]

[hamburellakind]

[John freezes, embarrassed, and immediately switches to text because LOL HE DOESN'T WANT KARKAT TO KNOW HE'S EMBARRASSED.]

that sounds like a troll hate come-on
maybe i should stop just so you won't voyeur on me

[forevercapslock]

MAYBE YOU SHOULD LEARN HOW TO USE YOUR FUCKING COMM DEVICE SO THAT IT DOESN'T RECORD AND BROADCAST YOU DOING EMBARRASSING AND LUDICROUS THINGS.

[hamburellakind]

that was only embarrassing for you
because you wanted on that
you wanted on the hate train
or something
whatever it is that you guys would say about wanting to hate and also bang people
not that i'm a homosexual

[aquarium_tipper]

[It's like a train wreck - SOLLUX JUST CAN'T.LOOK.AWAY.]

why are you
ju2t 2top iit you're hurtiing everyone. ii am ba2iically 2peakiing for everyone for the good of them.

uhh are you 2eriiou2ly 2iingiing about your buldge?? cuz ii thiink that ii2 what ii am heariing omg.

[switch to text]

[hamburellakind]

[...Lol, bulge. He's not embarrassed now that he's giggling over that.]

this song must be powerful if it's causing pain
and uhhhh no hehehe not my bulge
a girl sang it normally
so
girl bulges, i guess?

[aquarium_tipper]

giirl
nevermiind ii don't want two hear about any human anatomy or know why you have dediicated 2ong2 two iit.

[hamburellakind]

haha um
it's not just human anatomy
troll girls have lumps too
like
feferi has them on her chest
uh
not that
i looked at them or anything
but i'm pretty sure they're there

text;

[turn4bout]

TH3R3 1S 4 P4RTY OCCURR1NG W1THOUT M3
TH1S 1S 1LL3G4L 1N TH3 PYROP3 JUR1SD1CT1ON!!!!

text;

[cull_means_care]

I t)(ink we s)(ould )(ave our own party
A betta party
So everyone will be so jealous of our awesome party skills.

text;

[turn4bout]

WH3R3 DO1NG TH1S M4N
WH3R3 M4K1NG TH1S H4PP3N

text;

[cull_means_care]

Y---ES!
Only t)(e coolest of the cool can come to our party
I t)(ink we s)(ould )(ave a special cool test to sea w)(o can come.