curious craigslist entry - for reals

Dec 28, 2006 16:57

I wish I had room. I would take the piano on ad alone. Best to all and happy holidays

Free Evil Neighbor Torturing Device! (Piano)

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Reply to: sale-254416562@craigslist.org
Date: 2006-12-28, 6:34AM PST

Just give it to your 7 year old kids and I promise that pesky neighbor in the appartment next door will soon commit suicide. Unless it's you who cracks first that is.
Of course you could also just drop it from the balcony on him or her, deffinitively more spectacular and satisfying but less elegant...
Must provide own hearing protection and transportation

213 272 8877

This is a compact, yet curiously heavy upright piano, black in color, out of tune but other than that pretty playable

Location: Los Angeles

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