On our white board here at work we've got all kinds of notes for the various things our team is working on. Myself and another guy in the office have a list of particular responsibilities - the usual work-type stuff - but there are a couple of other interesting things that seem a bit out of place on the list we hope to figure out:
- chocolate cake via 802.11G wireless 1
- steam-powered orgasmatron 1
- panda-sized electro-ejaculator 2
- yak killing mind bullets 3
- build army of cyborg ninjas 4
Curiously, there's another list to the side 5 (and I can't remember what we were talking about at the time) that says:
- Batman
- Punisher
- Iron Man
- Green Arrow
- Hawkeye
- Nighthawk
- Venom
- Wonder Woman
- Electra
After talking to my co-workers, I now have some attributions because you wanted to know!
1 Stephen Colbert when he was a correspondent on the Daily Show. Originally the chocolate cake was to be delivered over fibre optics but we decided to modernise.
2 From a documentary about breeding pandas in China.
3 Reference to a Tenacious D song
4 Reference to the 5th season of Angel.
5 A list of superheroes who don't actually have super powers.