Odd!

Nov 23, 2006 14:37

On our white board here at work we've got all kinds of notes for the various things our team is working on. Myself and another guy in the office have a list of particular responsibilities - the usual work-type stuff - but there are a couple of other interesting things that seem a bit out of place on the list we hope to figure out:

  • chocolate cake via 802.11G wireless 1
  • steam-powered orgasmatron 1
  • panda-sized electro-ejaculator 2
  • yak killing mind bullets 3
  • build army of cyborg ninjas 4

Curiously, there's another list to the side 5 (and I can't remember what we were talking about at the time) that says:

  • Batman
  • Punisher
  • Iron Man
  • Green Arrow
  • Hawkeye
  • Nighthawk
  • Venom
  • Wonder Woman
  • Electra

After talking to my co-workers, I now have some attributions because you wanted to know!
1 Stephen Colbert when he was a correspondent on the Daily Show. Originally the chocolate cake was to be delivered over fibre optics but we decided to modernise.
2 From a documentary about breeding pandas in China.
3 Reference to a Tenacious D song
4 Reference to the 5th season of Angel.
5 A list of superheroes who don't actually have super powers.
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