The Universe Hates Me

[halifax_samuels]

I send away for freebies occasionally. I've gotten lots of free razors, free cat / dog treats, even free glucose meters for my mom. Well today I got something free in the mail that was just a reminder of how much the universe hates me: two condoms. Just in time for Valent- OH WAIT. I might as well just give these away to someone who I know will be

Comments

[xon_suyerd]

Yeah, I've never really been fond of Hallmark Holidays. Well, you could always make the best of it and use them for the purposes of hilarity.