The Universe Hates Me
I send away for freebies occasionally. I've gotten lots of free razors, free cat / dog treats, even free glucose meters for my mom. Well today I got something free in the mail that was just a reminder of how much the universe hates me: two condoms. Just in time for Valent- OH WAIT. I might as well just give these away to someone who I know will be getting some on V-day. Or anytime in the foreseeable future. Or ever.
In the universe's defense, though , I totally set myself up for that. The timing would've been funnier if I got them tomorrow, but I'm not sure they'd've been shipped on a Saturday. Either way, I hate this damn holiday.
In the universe's defense, though , I totally set myself up for that. The timing would've been funnier if I got them tomorrow, but I'm not sure they'd've been shipped on a Saturday. Either way, I hate this damn holiday.