[So. One of the eggs that Hero got a little while back? It finally hatched into
some sort of little blue dragon-ish thing. Hero barely had time to even NOTICE any fourth wall shenanigans because he was busy taking care of his new Bagon.]
-- Dragon! Dragon!! ... by the Goddess, where's he gone NOW? If you don't come out right now, I'm going to-
[He then freezes up, staring wide-eyed at something off in the distance. Good news: Hero found his Bagon! Bad news: It's inching off the edge of the roof of a three-story building.]
No no no no no no-- [Hero takes off in a mad dash right as the Bagon steps OFF the edge of the building, flapping its little arms in a vain attempt to take flight. Hero makes an amazing dive, but it's too late, and his baby Pokemon plummets headfirst--]
[-- and the Bagon's head SHATTERS THE PAVEMENT, leaving behind a jagged crater. The dragon Pokemon sits up, looking none the worse for wear, and stares at his trainer, wondering why Hero's face-down on the pavement.]