#2. Spark.

Sep 23, 2007 19:33

It might be best that anyone strapped into these wheeled curse shoes today resisted the temptation to shove me, unless they prefer to wear their innards on the outside ( Read more... )

curses, affected, more than one way to disembowel an idiot

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elainebelloc September 23 2007, 19:57:53 UTC
... I have been shoved around a bit today. Perhaps the skates are making some of the cursed more aggressive in them.

... I doubt handing them their innards would solve the problem. The dead here come back to life. Well, they become re-animated after 24 hours. Their heart stops, their body ceases to become warm, but they still ... live.

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halffaced September 23 2007, 20:07:18 UTC
I find evisceration renders even the dead less steady on their feet.

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elainebelloc September 23 2007, 20:26:49 UTC
... right. not that I'd notice...

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halffaced September 23 2007, 20:40:04 UTC
Perhaps dismemberment would be the failsafe option, though more wearing on a blade.

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elainebelloc September 23 2007, 20:44:42 UTC
... I haven't heard of anyone staying dead because of it. Maybe they... just... grow that ... appendage right back? ... I heard there's a blacksmith here in the city for your blade.

[ooc: ... why does it sound that Elaine is encouraging this? *facepalms*]

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halffaced September 23 2007, 20:55:59 UTC
Elaine Belloc, if the curses last for twenty four hours, then someone remaining dead only for the same period of time would suffice. I can tend my own knives better than any smith, but thank you.

[ooc: evisceration: sanctioned by god. score.]

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elainebelloc September 23 2007, 21:09:21 UTC
... oookay...

... you know, I bet you could really be fast in these things. Want to give them a go? just leave the sword and knives behind, that okay?

[ooc: >D]

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halffaced September 23 2007, 21:16:05 UTC
And go where? I could leave the sword, if its bulk would be a hinderance.

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elainebelloc September 23 2007, 21:28:14 UTC
Just... around and about. These things were made to be enjoyed skating around in. I could show you around the City too, how's that? It probably will.

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halffaced September 23 2007, 21:33:59 UTC
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Better familiarity with the lay of city may prove useful. Just the knives, then.

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elainebelloc September 23 2007, 21:44:28 UTC
Right then! Got any skates near you? Shall I bring you a pair? Where do I meet you?

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halffaced September 23 2007, 21:50:03 UTC
I have some. There is a singed stump of a tree I will meet you by. I think you're aware where it is.

[ooc: Maz is teasing her, wtf.]

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elainebelloc September 23 2007, 21:56:32 UTC
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. . . uh, right. I'll be seeing you in a bit then. ... reminder to self: off switch.

[ooc: 0__o! holy cow! a sign of the apocalypse?! xD]

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