#2. Spark.
It might be best that anyone strapped into these wheeled curse shoes today resisted the temptation to shove me, unless they prefer to wear their innards on the outside.
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I fail to grasp the point of this experiment. Whatever benefit these shoes offer in speed is lost when it comes to balance and control. On the right terrain they might be equipped to message bearers, but that is their only possible use. I have seen more people falling on their backsides than accomplishing anything. Is this a test, or an entertainment? In either case I would like to know for whose benefit we are performing.
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I fail to grasp the point of this experiment. Whatever benefit these shoes offer in speed is lost when it comes to balance and control. On the right terrain they might be equipped to message bearers, but that is their only possible use. I have seen more people falling on their backsides than accomplishing anything. Is this a test, or an entertainment? In either case I would like to know for whose benefit we are performing.