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Character: Devit (officially, but also romanized Debitto or David)
Series: D.Gray-man
Character Age: appears about 16
Canon: D.Gray-man? It's about Jesus clowns, weepy vampires, and badass lovely-legged ladies who fight crime together - but forget them for now. D.Gray-man, for our purposes, is the story of a jolly fat man, his evil plan to end the world, and the superhuman descendants of Noah who love him. Devit and Jasdero are a pair of rowdy, gun-toting punk twins who make up the two halves of the Noah Jasdevi. Assigned to track down General Cross Marian, they soon discover that the tricksy General moves quickly and leaves only wide trails of unpaid bills for hookers in his wake, passing his debt on to the twins. In reaction to suddenly owing $20,000 for sex they hadn't even had, the twins pissily smack around innocent exorcists with their special Wonder Twin Power: to produce out of thin air anything they both imagine, including illusions, fireball bullets, and even fully-powered clones.
He's not the brightest Noah on the Ark, but Devit is marginally the saner and more coherent of the twins, and he can even be friendly when the mood strikes him. Unfortunately, Devit is also dense, mean-spirited, selfish, childish, crybabyish, whiny, stubborn in his grudges, and quick to project his issues onto others. He is sadistically playful and takes very little in life seriously - even mentally comparing his opponents to manga heroes or accusing them of perving on him in the heat of battle - until someone makes him feel bad about himself. Anyone who mocks him is his immediate target, and his tone shifts from cocky, casual insulting to insecure, desperate threatening. But he's totally not immature, so shut up!!!
As a note, while Devit alone is his own character with a distinct voice and personality, he is only half of Jasdevi; he is extremely close to Jasdero and without him is mostly powerless, as both twins are needed to use their imaginative ability in battle. The poor kid doesn't even keep his gun loaded.
Sample Post:
Dammit, I said back off! See, that was a gun in my pocket, and I'm sure as hell not happy to see you. Now give it back before I do something you regret!
Yeah, that's what I thought! And just for the record, you're by far the ugliest hooker I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot. Why is it a whorehouse every damn time? If I see one more lace teddy I'm gonna break out in hives! Gyahaha, what, are you catering to an ugly fetish or something? Your clients are worse than pathetic if they have to pay for something anyone else could dig up out of the graveyard for free! Even the dead won't give it up for them! And even for a corpse, you're extra nasty. Forget learning to keep your legs together - you can't even keep them attached to your body! You call this place Camp Fuck You Die? Perfect! Anyone who'd ever want to fuck here should be dead. Luckily, I can help with that. ♪
So give me a hand... not on my ass, sicko, you'll stain the leather! I don't want any trouble, I'm just looking for a couple of guys. I know they've gotta be around, but this place is about as big as you all are useless, and I'm starting to run out of ideas. Operation Toucan Search Party was a bust - come on, they do it with dogs all the time, right? Animals have a sixth sense of smell like that. And birds can even fly, so they've got an advantage! But still this little feathered parasite I managed to leash is just leading me in circles like he thinks it's funny! Are you trying to mess with me or something, you deformed chicken? Maybe you can fly, but I've got thumbs, and in another two seconds I'm going to use them to snap your neck. So who's the birdbrain now? Didn't think I heard that, huh? Go roast in Hell with a side of cranberries!
Now wait up a second, falling-apart-hooker lady, unless you want to join him. Have you seen another guy around who looks kind of like me? It's important that I find him before either of us runs into any problems. Stupid Jasdero... why'd he have to wander off like that? I bet he's off crying somewhere already, whining about how weird it feels to be separated, all a-alone in a creepy necro place like this with touchy-feely weirdos and - s-stop staring, these are just sympathy tears! I'm demonstrating what that crybaby fool probably looks like right now! And I got some mascara in my eye, that's all! What do you think you're laughing at, bitch? You think I'm only half a man by myself? I'll kill you! I'm the taller one, you know, so I'm at least two-thirds of a Noah! And you don't wanna mess with two-thirds of a Noah! Something as pathetic as you won't even be any fun to kill, but I'll make an example of you anyway for all your disgusting monster friends to watch. Won't that be a nice game? Then you'll all see how "half a man" I am!
...Once Jasdevi is together again, that's when you'll pay. It's going to be any minute now, just you wait and see! Stupid freaky zombies, stupid toucans, stupid brothels. Ooh, you're really in for it. I can already see you all lined up on stakes like hooker kabobs, and we happen to have a really good imagination!
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Series: D.Gray-man
Character Age: appears about 16
Canon: D.Gray-man? It's about Jesus clowns, weepy vampires, and badass lovely-legged ladies who fight crime together - but forget them for now. D.Gray-man, for our purposes, is the story of a jolly fat man, his evil plan to end the world, and the superhuman descendants of Noah who love him. Devit and Jasdero are a pair of rowdy, gun-toting punk twins who make up the two halves of the Noah Jasdevi. Assigned to track down General Cross Marian, they soon discover that the tricksy General moves quickly and leaves only wide trails of unpaid bills for hookers in his wake, passing his debt on to the twins. In reaction to suddenly owing $20,000 for sex they hadn't even had, the twins pissily smack around innocent exorcists with their special Wonder Twin Power: to produce out of thin air anything they both imagine, including illusions, fireball bullets, and even fully-powered clones.
He's not the brightest Noah on the Ark, but Devit is marginally the saner and more coherent of the twins, and he can even be friendly when the mood strikes him. Unfortunately, Devit is also dense, mean-spirited, selfish, childish, crybabyish, whiny, stubborn in his grudges, and quick to project his issues onto others. He is sadistically playful and takes very little in life seriously - even mentally comparing his opponents to manga heroes or accusing them of perving on him in the heat of battle - until someone makes him feel bad about himself. Anyone who mocks him is his immediate target, and his tone shifts from cocky, casual insulting to insecure, desperate threatening. But he's totally not immature, so shut up!!!
As a note, while Devit alone is his own character with a distinct voice and personality, he is only half of Jasdevi; he is extremely close to Jasdero and without him is mostly powerless, as both twins are needed to use their imaginative ability in battle. The poor kid doesn't even keep his gun loaded.
Sample Post:
Dammit, I said back off! See, that was a gun in my pocket, and I'm sure as hell not happy to see you. Now give it back before I do something you regret!
Yeah, that's what I thought! And just for the record, you're by far the ugliest hooker I've ever seen, and I've seen a lot. Why is it a whorehouse every damn time? If I see one more lace teddy I'm gonna break out in hives! Gyahaha, what, are you catering to an ugly fetish or something? Your clients are worse than pathetic if they have to pay for something anyone else could dig up out of the graveyard for free! Even the dead won't give it up for them! And even for a corpse, you're extra nasty. Forget learning to keep your legs together - you can't even keep them attached to your body! You call this place Camp Fuck You Die? Perfect! Anyone who'd ever want to fuck here should be dead. Luckily, I can help with that. ♪
So give me a hand... not on my ass, sicko, you'll stain the leather! I don't want any trouble, I'm just looking for a couple of guys. I know they've gotta be around, but this place is about as big as you all are useless, and I'm starting to run out of ideas. Operation Toucan Search Party was a bust - come on, they do it with dogs all the time, right? Animals have a sixth sense of smell like that. And birds can even fly, so they've got an advantage! But still this little feathered parasite I managed to leash is just leading me in circles like he thinks it's funny! Are you trying to mess with me or something, you deformed chicken? Maybe you can fly, but I've got thumbs, and in another two seconds I'm going to use them to snap your neck. So who's the birdbrain now? Didn't think I heard that, huh? Go roast in Hell with a side of cranberries!
Now wait up a second, falling-apart-hooker lady, unless you want to join him. Have you seen another guy around who looks kind of like me? It's important that I find him before either of us runs into any problems. Stupid Jasdero... why'd he have to wander off like that? I bet he's off crying somewhere already, whining about how weird it feels to be separated, all a-alone in a creepy necro place like this with touchy-feely weirdos and - s-stop staring, these are just sympathy tears! I'm demonstrating what that crybaby fool probably looks like right now! And I got some mascara in my eye, that's all! What do you think you're laughing at, bitch? You think I'm only half a man by myself? I'll kill you! I'm the taller one, you know, so I'm at least two-thirds of a Noah! And you don't wanna mess with two-thirds of a Noah! Something as pathetic as you won't even be any fun to kill, but I'll make an example of you anyway for all your disgusting monster friends to watch. Won't that be a nice game? Then you'll all see how "half a man" I am!
...Once Jasdevi is together again, that's when you'll pay. It's going to be any minute now, just you wait and see! Stupid freaky zombies, stupid toucans, stupid brothels. Ooh, you're really in for it. I can already see you all lined up on stakes like hooker kabobs, and we happen to have a really good imagination!
(( VOTINS ))
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