Comments | halfcocked: HEADCANON

halfcocked

HEADCANON

Sep 17, 2008 18:49

HEADCANON MEME FUCK YES |D I was gonna do another headcanon post for Devit anyway and I still will but. THIS! YAY!

I love headcanon, so ITP ask me about it. Uh I guess. I just got home from work and I haven't actually looked at any of the memes yet . . . so I assume it's that.

I PLAY: Chisame Haru Yamazaki Viper Sakurako Shirley Devit ( Read more... )

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robenwizrdharem September 17 2008, 23:18:40 UTC

Sakurako gets 1 x Sleepy Negi WHAT HAPPENS

halfcocked September 17 2008, 23:29:00 UTC

A LOT OF SNUGGLING. But actually like. She probably has really energetic dreams and acts them out. So he would bedninja her, and she'd cuddle up to him all snuggly and cute for, oh, half an hour, however long it took, and then suddenly she'd start like mumbling a lot and squeezing a little too hard and moving her legs RUNNING, LIKE A SLEEPING PUPPY, and maybe making vague pompom hand gestures, all of which manage to hit Negi in the head. By this time he's awake but THERE IS NO ESCAPE, she's all clingy, and eventually she boobsquishes him way too hard and yells GOOOOOO TEAM! and then falls again into silent, blissful sleep, and Negi is left with bruises and psychological scarring.

robenwizrdharem September 17 2008, 23:30:46 UTC

I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE NICE ONE :(

a_mighty_oak September 17 2008, 23:51:29 UTC

OK I WANT TO KNOW YOUR HEADCANON FOR WHEN CHISAME FIRST DISCOVERS THE INTERNET.

halfcocked September 18 2008, 00:03:14 UTC

Hahah, oh man. Okay, we still don't really know her family situation, but it appears to have been KIND OF IFFY. We know she was withdrawn from them. I imagine like . . . her parents or caretakers or whatever, they get her a computer. She's--maybe 10-11 years old? And it's either an attempt to win her over (if her distance from them was self-imposed or she was traumatized in some way like Yue was by a death or an adoption or whatever), or else it's an attempt to babysit her (if they're just neglectful parents). They give it to her and it's sort of a dinky, not very powerful machine, and it's got a shitload of parental controls on it. Probably they installed all these horrible games on it they assumed little girls would like, like BARBIE DRESSUP DREAM HOUSE! And they enabled all these kiddie chat features like "CLICK ON THIS DESKTOP ITEM TO GO TO THE CAREFULLY MONITORED DORA THE EXPLORER CHAT ROOM FOR AGES 8 AND UP." And then they just leave her alone with it to play. She dicks around for like half an hour before realizing it ( ... )

whodoesthegovt September 18 2008, 00:08:58 UTC

hahahahaaaa 8D

But the next step of course is what exactly did she do when she got online to give herself raging headaches when she thought about it?

halfcocked September 18 2008, 00:17:38 UTC

Probably like as she got older she started . . . leading guys on? Like she realized oh hey the internet is full of really desperate people and they don't know who I am and I can fuck with them! This was even before the cosplay stuff, maybe she was 12-13. And she's a smart girl! So there was a lot of flirting going on and leading on of men because she got off on the power and superiority--well I shouldn't say GOT OFF because she was like 12 but. SHE LIKED IT. But at the same time, Chisame like . . . she's the sort of person who tries to deny to herself her feelings but she also tends to understand them very well. So she knew that getting off on tricking these guys and treating them like objects was just as pathetic as the guys going after her because they needed ~AFFECTION~. It's really the same feeling of gratification in the end and she realized that and hated herself for it, and REALLY, SHE STILL DOES, because not much has changed.

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lettergirlmj September 18 2008, 01:07:24 UTC

DEVIT! RHODE! PLAYTIME/FORCED-CROSSDRESSING! TELL ME ABOUT IT!

So, bascially, I just want to know, like. The first time Devit had "playtime" with Rhode pre-camp, and his reaction, what happened, ect. And any more you can tell me in detail. Please.

I've also been wondering about the fact that Jasdero wasn't in the porn fanfic. I KNOW HE COULDN'T BE THERE BECAUSE IT WAS PORN, AND IT DOESN'T HAVE TO MAKE SENSE, BUT...are there ever times where it's just Devit playing with Rhode, and he sort of HEROICALLY sacrificed his body so that Rhode would leave Jasdero alone (for that day, anyway)? I've been thinking about it for a while now, and I'm really curious.

halfcocked September 29 2008, 10:33:08 UTC

Hahah >D WRT SMALLTEXT--I think that what Rhode does with Devit and Jasdero is like, totally her own call. Devit has no power over any of it. So it's not so much a matter of HEROIC SACRIFICE as--if Rhode grabs Devit and not Jasdero, that's just how it's gonna be that day, and vice versa. Someone in the kink meme wrote a fic about Rhode putting JASDERO in drag without DEVIT there (symbolism_egg iirc) and it involved just randomly dragging him into a portal one day, and that's basically how I see it going. Rhode calls the shots when it comes to who gets to play with her and who doesn't. |D So for the pornfic, to GET JASDERO OUT OF THE WAY I just assume she . . . didn't grab him that particular time, too bad for Devit (who I would like to think would not be able to maintain an erection in Jasdero's presence sob ( ... )

ovoretherainbow September 18 2008, 01:12:13 UTC

I'm curious about how many people Devit's killed and generally how he lives when not fighting the Exorcists in canon.

halfcocked September 29 2008, 11:12:30 UTC

HMMM WELL. In camp he's killed uh--four times? It averages out to about a kill a month. He killed Yoshitaka first very soon after he got here (like one-two weeks I think), then Haru a few weeks after that, then Kousaka a couple months after that (in July iirc), then Ladd very recently. So he kills someone about once a month in camp. At home, though, that's not how it works. I imagine Jasdevi kills in streaks of violence and then periods of inactivity. FTR, anything I say in this reply also applies to Jasdero since they only kill together (except for Yoshitaka), which means she has the power of "Yeah no it's not like that" if she disagrees. XD ( ... )

halfcocked September 29 2008, 11:21:57 UTC

AS FOR LIFE OUTSIDE OF KILLING EXORCISTS ( ... )

halfcocked September 29 2008, 12:28:58 UTC

OH WHOOPS I'M RETARDED, THEY KILLED CROWLEY TOO. So five, Devit's killed in camp five times. That really is once a month. XD

a_holy_oak September 18 2008, 01:23:37 UTC

AFTER CAMP, ALL YOUR CHARACTERS (minus Kanako, since she's new). WHAT HAPPENS.

halfcocked September 29 2008, 09:07:12 UTC

I'LL DO DEVIT FIRST SINCE WE WERE JUST DISCUSSING IT IN IRC and then I'll go back and actually do this meme in order and you'll get the others when I come to you. XD

Devit after camp, k. So. As I said. Well first off, I love horrible endings in fiction they're effective and artistic and shit. But I'm a huge sap and for the characters I RP I always want happy endings. :( I AM A BIG FLUFFY THINGIE, OKAY ( ... )

halfcocked September 29 2008, 12:01:48 UTC

K, NOW THE OTHERS.

Chisame after camp--well, lol canon. Only Chizuru is coming home with her, so she'll be there too, and that will be hilarious. MAYBE CHIZURU WILL PACTIO WITH NEGI! But other than the addition of Chizuru, Negima canon cannot really change much due to camp, because it's a plot-driven shounen series and like, when they get home, the stuff they need to do is still going to be in front of them. They'll get home and head off again to search for Negi's dad and so on exactly the way they would have. Only with one new lesbian on the team. And also Chizuru will rape her, oh yes. SO MUCH.

Haru: See Chisame. Plot-driven shounen series, they're in the middle of an arc . . . things NEED to go the way they're going to go in canon. They'll save the future and then go home and the next arc will start. And as for the mafiorgy, well. Like, my DREAM for the ending of Reborn is that they all end up in some sort of bizarre romantic web where Kyoko and Haru are the wives and Tsuna, Yamamoto and Gokudera are the husbands and ( ... )

halfcocked September 29 2008, 12:02:18 UTC

Viper: I . . . don't know. Uh. Canon, I think, with added possibility of Axel visiting him someday after the curse is broken and sex happening. Axel once suggested to him that after the curse breaks they go on a world-hopping vacation with lots of drinking and seeing the sights. Viper would like that very much. But only if Axel paid. |<

Sakurako: I think just normal canon path, whatever that's going to end up being when we find out what her Deal is, with added possibility of going with Misa and Madoka (they'd drag her along) to Avatar world somehow someday and visiting the FIRE NATION!!!!!!!!!!111 Sakurako is not the type of girl who will ever change much. XD

Shirley is post-canon, and camp isn't going to change her either. She'll go home to Werites Beacon and hug everyone a lot, she'll tell Harriet lots of stories of Camp and her friends. She's my one character who would very possibly attempt to bring her whole party back to camp with her to free everyone and Jesus the Director AND THEN CAMP ENDS AND EVERYONE GETS TO GO ( ... )