HEADCANON

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HEADCANON MEME FUCK YES |D I was gonna do another headcanon post for Devit anyway and I still will but. THIS! YAY!

I love headcanon, so ITP ask me about it. Uh I guess. I just got home from work and I haven't actually looked at any of the memes yet . . . so I assume it's that.

I PLAY: Chisame Haru Yamazaki Viper Sakurako Shirley Devit

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Hahah >D WRT SMALLTEXT--I think that what Rhode does with Devit and Jasdero is like, totally her own call. Devit has no power over any of it. So it's not so much a matter of HEROIC SACRIFICE as--if Rhode grabs Devit and not Jasdero, that's just how it's gonna be that day, and vice versa. Someone in the kink meme wrote a fic about Rhode putting JASDERO in drag without DEVIT there (symbolism_egg iirc) and it involved just randomly dragging him into a portal one day, and that's basically how I see it going. Rhode calls the shots when it comes to who gets to play with her and who doesn't. |D So for the pornfic, to GET JASDERO OUT OF THE WAY I just assume she . . . didn't grab him that particular time, too bad for Devit (who I would like to think would not be able to maintain an erection in Jasdero's presence sob).

The first time . . . so they'd probably been Noah for a little while, had a chance to get used to things to an extent. They were easing into their family life. But it was all still pretty new. Rhode was the first Noah they met, because according to Nishi's headcanon she's been there for the births of all the current Noahs, and I agree, she WOULD show up with the Earl like she did for Skinn. So they'd gotten to know her, but not too closely--probably they saw her as a bossy little sister type. I imagine that very soon after they figured out their powers they tried to attack her one day after she pissed them off and were VERY, VERY SORRY FOR IT AFTERWARDS, and since then they've been kind of afraid of her, but still also . . . attached, in their way, since she was There for them and she's family and she has that way of being cute and getting what she wants.

So one day she comes in and says she wants to have a teaparty, and Devit bitches as usual and Jasdero backs him up as usual, and she gives them one of those LOOKS and they're like ahahaha o-okay Rhode, fine, teaparty it is! So she drags them into a portal and they end up in this pink frilly room with dollies and a china tea set and soooob, Devit wants to DIE, because Devit's a prissy insecure gay boy and he HATES being perceived as feminine. Hates. But what do you do! There's no escape from Rhode! So they're trying to go with it, and she cuts in and tells them they're dressed just HORRIDLY and they need to clean up before the party, and she has just the thing picked out! And they assume of course that she's going to stuff them into suits (this had probably already been done to them at least once at this point by the Earl and/or Sherril). So they whine halfheartedly and THEN--she goes to the closet and comes out with THE DRESSES. Which are probably like. Little girls' Sunday dresses all white and frilly with ribbons only in sizes JUST FOR THEM. And they FUCKING FLAIL and try everything to escape but it's far too late, and she gets them both into these horrible frilly things with stockings and Mary Janes and they scream and cry.

FTR I have no idea how it is that Rhode innadresses them. I always imagine it happening in cartoonish style where there's a cloud of dust and suddenly you're in a dress. Because she's Rhode and she can DO that. In other words, she never actually comes into intimate contact with anyone she's forcing into clothes, nor does she force them to do it themselves, unless it's funnier that way in either case. Meaning that yes the pornfic is not actually how I envision it happening MOST TIMES, where her hands are actually DOWN THERE. XD

In any case, they wind up that way and then she probably sits them down to do their hair and makeup too, but she has trouble with the mascara because they're both crying with humiliation, and probably she eventually gets annoyed with that and opens the door and punts them outside in their dresses. And they totally both land in a GIRLY HEAP at Sherril's feet. And what happened after that, my friend, well . . . we dare not speak.