The Kem Legacy: 2.4 Yet Another Lover
The last time we were with the Kem Family Ben and his twin girls went out on the town where Ben met Mags Newbie (who I've been calling Maggie lol. Hey I think it sounds better anyway). They clearly hit it off and in this installment we will find out just how entangled Ben becomes with this married woman.
Me: While the girls were off being all innocent at the movies...
Me: Look what the cat dragged in....
Sophia: There is something truly suspicious about this woman. Like she is off kilter or something...
Don't you agree Mercedes?
Mercedes: Yes suspicious indeed.
Me: A but too sophisticated for 11 year old girls don't ya think? I bet they're spies...>_>
Ben: That's the way the recipe reads and that is how you should follow it otherwise your zucchini bread will fall I swear.
Mags: But if you whip the batter hard it will make it smoother faster!
Ben: All your doing is making it tough! You must fold for that recipe.
Me: And believe you me (as my grandmother likes to say) he knows what he's
talking about when it comes to the kitchen.
Mags: Oh I don't care how you make bread, as long as were making it together. *giggle snort*
Ben: Yeah...well your not ever making me bread.
Ben: A rose for your thoughts Mags?
Mags: I'm a bit peckish...
Mags: Mmmmm
Ben: So are you enjoying your sandwich Mags?
Mags: *chokes*
Ben: DO THE HEIMLICK!
Me: Don't bother Ben it's probably just her karma catching up to her cheating ass.
Ben: I'm glad we dislodged that sandwich. Maybe you shouldn't put so much in your mouth all at once.....
Me: Your a pig.
Mags: Yeah that's a good idea.
Ben: Now that your breathing would you like to be my girlfriend?
Mags: Oh Ben..
Together: ~*Smooch*~
Ben: So how bout' we...
Mags: Ew don't even touch me with those thoughts in your head!
Ben: But...dating????
Ben: So you seem so much more relaxed in your miss matched
underwear how about we get a little physical?
Mags: Oh M Gee Ben keep that thing to yourself!
Ben: O_O...Are you srs?
Me: At least he's a good sport about it. It doesn't matter because its'....
Birthday timez for the twins!
Ben: My girls are hitting pubertyyyyyyy!!!!!
Girls: We'll have boobs now!!!
Ben: Wait...what?!
Sophia: Mah bewbz will take ova planetz!
Mercedes Kem
(Final Stats)
Personality: Loves The Outdoors, Neat, Perfectionist, Hot Headed, Athletic
Favs: Classical, Hamburgers, Yellow
LTW: Become An Astronaut
Sophia Kem
(Final Stats)
Personality: Artistic, Lucky, Good Sense of Humor, Brave, Neurotic
Fav: Pop, Cheese Steak, Violet
LTW: Become A Composer (I forget what it says exactly)
Me: May I say that I LOVE how Mercedes turned out. Mostly because she reminds me so much of Ben :D
Me: Why hello there Mr. Ivanov. My how you have grown since we last saw you playing tag i the front lawn.
Oh and may I add that two squirrels have since past on where you eyebrows should be.
Ben: *Plays game*
Dimitri: *Plots with evil epic eyebrows of doom*
Mercedes: How about you spend the night with me, aye?
Dimitri: Actually I was thinking that I might need a Scooby snack first.
Me: Is that the new way to say viagra?
Mercedes: Oh I'll give you something to eat alright....
Me: BEN WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TEACHING YOUR CHILDREN!!
Mercedes: Heh heh heh. He will be mine.
Me: Slow your horses girly your birthday was only what would you say two days ago?
Mercedes: Not that it really matters but are you by any chance single?
Dimitri: Me? Have a girlfriend? Ha!
Me: It's not like the prospects are lineing up around the corner.
Mercedes: Geeeeeewwwd. Here you seem tense let me massage your back.
Mags: Ben just said that very same line to me in the bedroom last night...
Me: This is NOT a competition you two!
Mercedes: Oh Dimitri I have strong feelings for you between my legs in my heart. Will you be my boyfriend?
Dimitri: Really?
Mercedes: Really.
Dimitri: Of course I will.
Ben: (I must out do her!) Oh Mags, I Uh... Love you.
Mags: Oh Ben your wonderful, and I love you too.
Happy Endings. They can haz them.
Me: MERCEDES MARRIAGE REMEMBER MARRIAGE!!!
Mercedes: Why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free?
Me: Oh for god sakes.
Me: Thank god Dimitri is too much of a prude to give in to Mercedes advances.
But really, her choice in men. Well they smell of fail.
Ben: So what were you doing in my daughters bedroom Dimitri?
Dimitri: We attempted to orchastrate our love for each other.
Ben: And what exactly does this consist of?
Dimitri: Oh you know Mr. Kem you know.
Ben: I better not know. You understand the words that are coming outta my mouth?!
Dimitri: Until next time Mr. Kem.
Me: What is he Dr. Evil now?
Me: I just wanted a picture of Ben in his cop car. I think it's so cool that you get
cars with your career as a cop! And a beeper! Ultra cool!
Me: This is why you won't see much of Sophia in updates. It's hard to fit in any camera time between checking stoves, washing hands, and brushing teeth.
Mercedes: Oh hai Betty. Nice to see you! I'm guessing dad invited you over?
Betty: Uh, is that you Mercedes?
Mercedes: Yeah...Bears...I don't want to talk about it : /
Mercedes: Aaagh... I got this...no one worry.
Mercedes: HAAAAAALLLPPPPP!!!!
Sophia: Okay maybe if I try to think about this logically...
Sophia: I can't seem to come up with the logic.
Me: It's cause you gots none.
Sophia: Homework is dumb.
Me: It's not the only one.
Ben: I invited Betty over ages ago. I wonder where she is.
Sophia: Dad why can't I get this stuff!
Ben: It's because us Kem's relied too much on our looks and not our brains.
Me: Yeah just look at your mother, wasn't she a catch.
Betty: Oh hai Ben. I was just checking out your house it's lovely!
Ben: Oh thank you.
Betty: And this beat on your stereo, it's just so contagious! Wanna dance?
Ben: Sure do!
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Ben: I know that we've been meaning to catch up with each other.
Are you seeing anyone? Have you found that special someone yet?
Betty: Oh no, I haven't really been looking I guess. I do have someone in mind though.
Ben: Oh.....D:
Ben: Well come here and give me a hug! I've missed you and I wish you all the best Betty.
From the very deepest part of my heart.
Betty: That means a lot to me Ben.
Ben: Hey did I ever tell you why I went into police work?
Betty: No Ben I don't believe you ever have.
Ben: Well when Sophia was just a little girl and was learning to talk
she told me that she wanted to grow up to be just like her father.
Betty: And what was so wrong with that?
Ben: Perhaps it was the fact that I was approaching my late thirties and I was a towel boy at the local spa.
Betty: I'm sure she still would of loved you.
Ben: That's not the point, I wanted to be a role model for my girls. Show them that they can be whatever they want to be.
Ben: So yeah...
Betty: Uhh..
Ben: Did you have to pee right there?
Betty: I didn't want to interrupt your story.
Me: O_O She just christened your shoes and house Ben. She's got her sites set on you.
Ben: The things I do for love...
Me: Hey Mercedes?
Mercedes: Yeah?
Me: Why did you steal your fathers cop car?
Mercedes: It's not stealing if you return it!
Me: Well the family got tired of living in the middle of nowhere in a log cabin so they decided to start anew, again.
Me: Not very far.
Mercedes: Hey dad.
Ben: Yes Desi?
Mercedes: I think this was a bad idea.
Ben: Why?
Mercedes: CAUSE WHERES THE HOUSE?!
Me: What would this family do without me :DD
Mercedes: Thank heavens this is much better.