042 - Daycare

[halfblooded_git]

For the final time, I will put forth that "parental guardian" is not equivalent to "bottomless money pit." You would do well to remember that. I've had to stretch to make ends meet merely to put food on the table. We do not need any flash or gaudy display of wantonness and greed.

As for you, I'll warn you not to get any crumbs on any of the

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[kenoshim]

Y-You! Why are you alive? I killed you when you transformed into The Curry Monster and tried to swallow the people!

[ooc: the dear boy has a disorder.]

[halfblooded_git]

You must have been mistaken.

[ooc: Aww.]

[kenoshim]

No! You just transformed back, but you're still a monster! I'll kill you again and again and again and again!

[ooc: aaand cue plastic knife with half-melted butter]

[halfblooded_git]

Then save that for after dinner, I dislike having to change clothes should you ruin this shirt with butter flinging everywhere. Put the knife down.

[lyra_of_dust]

Yes sir.

Can you make Tamaki drink the stuff I mixed up with my chemistry set? I want to see what it does!

[halfblooded_git]

I did not envision a call to Poison Control this evening, Lyra.

[lyra_of_dust]

We don't have to call them. Besides, none of them are really dangerous. They'll just make him turn funny colours and give him hives if I mixed it right!

[halfblooded_git]

In light of whatever you try to feed the poor boy, I'll remind you of one thing; whatever mes he may make in throwing up the contents of your chemistry set, you will be the one to clean it up.

[sword_and_quill]

...What did that idiot try to beg for this time?

[halfblooded_git]

That all depends. To which idiot were you referring?

[sword_and_quill]

The one who can't live without everything he owns having a famous brand name and a large price tag. It's hard to believe he's really your son.

[halfblooded_git]

Ah, yes. It appears he is dissatisfied with the carpet and sought an expensive alternative.

[a_rotted_heart]

It's a thankless job, isn't it?

[halfblooded_git]

I suppose their smiling faces are our reward. Which is not precisely sufficient for my needs.

[a_rotted_heart]

They complain more than they smile.

[halfblooded_git]

You needn't remind me of that.

[princess_crow]

Must I? Why don't we hire a maid for that, Father? Hmpf. I just inherited a grand sum of money from my real parents.

[halfblooded_git]

That Rose woman offered her assistance. And good, perhaps that money will buy you some manners.

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[princess_crow]

What are you talking about?! I'm very well-mannered!

[princess_crow]

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