The Gay Agenda
What with all the hoo-ha going on of late over gay marriage & how it will corrupt the fabric of modern society, I feel compelled to say the following:
It's true.
We, the the queer folk of the world, are in fact out to corrupt the fabric of modern society. Want proof? Look no further, gentle readers. I have no greater goal in this life than to bring truth to the world.
THE HOMOSEXUAL AGENDA
6:00 AM Gym
8:00 AM Breakfast (oatmeal and egg whites)
9:00 AM Hair appointment
10:00 AM Shopping
12:00 PM Brunch
2:00 PM
1) Assume complete control of the U.S. Federal, State and Local
Governments as well as all other national governments,
2) Recruit all straight youngsters to our debauched lifestyle,
3) Destroy all healthy heterosexual marriages,
4) Replace all school counselors in grades K-12 with agents of
Colombian and Jamaican drug cartels,
5) Establish planetary chain of "homo breeding gulags" where
over-medicated imprisoned straight women are turned into
artificially impregnated baby factories to produce prepubescent
love slaves for our devotedly pederastic gay leadership,
6) bulldoze all houses of worship, and
7) Secure total control of the INTERNET and all mass media for
the exclusive use of child pornographers.
2:30 PM Get forty winks of beauty rest to prevent facial
wrinkles from stress of world conquest
4:00 PM Cocktails
6:00 PM Light Dinner (soup, salad, with Chardonnay)
8:00 PM Theater
11:00 PM Bed (du jour)?
(My thanks to Loungeboy, who sent me the agenda way back when.)
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