No Pan. Nor David Bowie, neither.
Even before leorathesane and I moved into Tangleroot, we said we were going to install 4 things: a dishwasher; an upstairs bathroom, a spiral staircase; and a labyrinth. We got the dishwasher in April of '08, and the upstairs bathroom was more of a long-range goal, but the spiral staircase and the labyrinth became, at least in our friends' minds, the Duke Nukem Forever of home improvement: always promised but never delivered.
Well, my good friends, doubt no more! This weekend, thanks to 3 trips to Menard's, 325 crescent-shaped edgers, some amazing assistance from fayde and sinister_dr_x, and a little red wagon, we now have a labyrinth slightly more than 1/3 finished. It is beautiful thus far, and I can only imagine that it will become more so as we progress.
Hooray for doing the Work!