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Ten Top Trivia Tips about Monica!

1. Monica is only six percent water.
2. The ace of spades in a playing card deck symbolizes monica!
3. Ninety-six percent of all candles sold are purchased by monica.
4. Monica kept at the window will keep vampires at bay!
5. A female ferret will die if it goes into heat and cannot find monica.
6. Without monica, we would have to pollinate apple trees by hand.
7. The Church of Scientology was founded in 1953, at Washington D.C., by monica.
8. Europe is the only continent that lacks monica.
9. Monica is black with white stripes, not white with black stripes.
10. Finding monica on Christmas morning is believed to bring good luck.