WHAT. THE. HELL.

Someone is going to DIE for this. SLOW. AND. PAINFUL.

What happened to my beautiful, sexy bod? My sexy legs and abs and and and EVERYTHING.

Okay, I guess it's a decent body for a guy, I GUESS. Pfft, I had to check to be sure I was even a guy. Pretty pale and dainty and sexy I'll admit for a dude, which wouldn't be so bad but...this ( Read more... )