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One year.
I've been in this lame, boring, miserable, boring little clump of dirt for a year as of today. I feel like I should be getting gifts or something. Hmph.
Eh, whatever. A year's nothing for a Demon, right? Still, an ambitious 1,473-year-old like me has better things to be doing than sitting around in a place like this. It's not even an entire world: it's just one island. Taking over the place and making myself queen wouldn't even be entertaining. It'd be like playing a game of king-of-the-hill and taking it too seriously.
Sure, I'd win, but whoopdie-doo. I'd still be bored.
...Oh, great, just remembered half my axe skills. Whoa-boy! I'll sure put those right to use.
Meh.
Hey, Prince.
Just so you know, with both of us gone for over a year, our Netherworld's probably fallen into disarray with civil wars and everyone's likely killing each other for the position of Overlord. Massacres, rebellious Demons gathering power, and everyone in general giving even less of a crap about you than when you were actually there. In other words, the Netherworld is likely going to Hell. Someone's gonna take the place of Overlord and will prooooobably have an entire army waiting to smash you when you get back.
If you get back.
You're going to have one big-ass mess on your hands.
Just thought I'd give you something to think about.
((1% spent on the state of the Netherworld during Laharl's three-year-nap, although the above comment was due to her using common sense. 1% spent on low-level axe skills just 'cause. 24% used, 0% remaining.))
I've been in this lame, boring, miserable, boring little clump of dirt for a year as of today. I feel like I should be getting gifts or something. Hmph.
Eh, whatever. A year's nothing for a Demon, right? Still, an ambitious 1,473-year-old like me has better things to be doing than sitting around in a place like this. It's not even an entire world: it's just one island. Taking over the place and making myself queen wouldn't even be entertaining. It'd be like playing a game of king-of-the-hill and taking it too seriously.
Sure, I'd win, but whoopdie-doo. I'd still be bored.
...Oh, great, just remembered half my axe skills. Whoa-boy! I'll sure put those right to use.
Meh.
Hey, Prince.
Just so you know, with both of us gone for over a year, our Netherworld's probably fallen into disarray with civil wars and everyone's likely killing each other for the position of Overlord. Massacres, rebellious Demons gathering power, and everyone in general giving even less of a crap about you than when you were actually there. In other words, the Netherworld is likely going to Hell. Someone's gonna take the place of Overlord and will prooooobably have an entire army waiting to smash you when you get back.
If you get back.
You're going to have one big-ass mess on your hands.
Just thought I'd give you something to think about.
((1% spent on the state of the Netherworld during Laharl's three-year-nap, although the above comment was due to her using common sense. 1% spent on low-level axe skills just 'cause. 24% used, 0% remaining.))